ATTENTION! ATTENTION! Weenie Wednesday Message
We interrupt our regularly scheduled blog posting for this message from His Majesty, Emperor Weenie:
“Weenies of the world unite. All of us, all shapes and sizes, were placed here for one reason: to have fun. I hereby decree that today is the very first Weenie Wednesday. This is our first step back toward fulfilling our mission of bringing the joy back to orgasms. You all are hereby encouraged to increase your stamina. We need to last longer to create more fun. All weenies will benefit from the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit. Get started soon, so that we can reclaim our rightful place as centers of pleasure and the single source of all questionable decisions that men make.
That is all.“
In keeping with Emperor Weenie’s decree, Sextoys.com is offering a 25% discount for the entire week on the Fleshlight Stamina Training Unit.
Weenies of the world unite
“The key to lasting longer in bed and becoming the lover that every girl dreams about is not a cream, not a pill, and not a potion… It’s PRACTICE.
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Just follow the Sexual Stamina training routines in our exclusive e-booklet available at purchase and you will have all the tools necessary to have total control over your ejaculation. When you masturbate using the Fleshlight STU, not only will you be improving your sexual stamina and techniques, you’ll experience the intense orgasms that can only be achieved by using Fleshlight sex toys for men. “
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