The 11 Inch Jackhammer

If you’ve been checking in regularly, you know that we’ve been making a lot of changes to the site to make shopping easier and products easier to find.  Our most recent change is going to make Size Queens very happy with us.  We’ve revamped our anal category and added two new categories in it.  Now you can find Anal Sex Necessities, which includes lubes, condoms, anal douches and other necessities.

The other group of anal sex toys is our Extreme Anal Toys category!  That’s right, if you love your anal toys big, we’ve got the hottest long, wide and around anal sex toys packed into one category to make shopping them easier.

Take the Jackhammer (It is there for the taking), for instance:

Contoured to look like a real cock, this jackhammer is beyond human reality at 11 inches.

Let the Jackhammer bring you size and fantasy with a touch of realism, its bulbous tip and textured shaft, complete with a ball sac will make a seasoned users mouth water. This chocolate delight will have you aching from head to toe.

This monster and many others like it are now easier to find than ever, and a click or two away from being in your hands, delivered in a plain box for complete discretion.  You can have all the Size Queen adventures you want from anal dildos to butt plugs and you won’t need to browse through the beginner anal sex toys to find them.

If you’ve been outside lately, you realize that it’s August.  And that means that it’s also hot.  Follow us here.  When it’s hot, you get sweaty (and possibly a little smelly too). Sweaty and smelly – except in certain positions, and well after the act has started – are not sexy.

That’s why the Sextoys Partyology Department is springing into action!  We don’t want summer heatwaves and sweaty, smelly people coming between humanity and intense sexual pleasure.  Our job is to keep the fun and orgasms coming, and we aren’t lying down on the job, uh, at least not in the office anyway.

Our research indicates that there is a solution to a long hot day of work and errands, and as always, with us the conclusion of such research is to party.  This time, we’ve discovered the party for two.  And it starts in the tub!

The Party Starts Now

Research has conclusively proven that the heat in the tub won’t be wrecking your nerves, it’ll be soothing your body.  We like to call it a “break out the bubbly” moment, as in a warm, cozy bubble bath.  Our Somewhat Mad Scientist claims that 2 people + 1 Warm Bath + 1 Bottle of Bubble Bath – 1 schedule = Serious Beginning to Sexual Escapades.  We never argue with the Somewhat Mad Scientist.

Research also indicates that if a spontaneous massage breaks out during the course of the bath, chances of knocking boots go up by 84.3% (unless someone forgot an anniversary present, or something equally stupid).  Add a little lip-lock to the massage and you have to practically be swallowed by a black hole not to get laid.

This is the good news.  We have, in fact, through serious research involving the Somewhat Mad Scientist and 2 friends, conclusively solved the “hot summer sex dilemma.”  The bad news is that we’re still pondering the “cold winter frosty toes kills the hard on dilemma.”  Get back to us on that one.

Anyway, into the tub with ya! You need to freshen up and get that massage going.  Enjoy, and remember, the Sextoys Partyology Department is here to serve, whenever you need us.

What’s on your wish list?  Oh, you don’t have one yet?  You really should have one.  Ginger Leigh has had a wish list for a long time, and a few of her wishes have been fulfilled!  Think of your wish list like you would think of window shopping.  You can see it, make a note of it and then pick it up when you have the coin.

You can find wish list tabs on each individual product page and on the product listings pages.  When you have an account with Sextoys.com (By the way, your account is completely protected and we don’t spam – bad for business), you can access your wish list every time you drop in.

May My Wishes Come True

I even have a wish list.  I may be a bit of a freak, ok, I’m a LOT of a freak, but I have got to get me one of these.  It’s on my wish list.

Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness:

Get the perfect position for pleasure every time with the Fetish Fantasy Sex Harness! This full body support sling can instantly turn an ordinary erotic encounter into a night of excitement and experimentation.

With the Sex Harness, there’s no need for bulky ceiling swings, position pillows or any other sex furniture. Just slide the full body harness on, strap your partner in, and get ready for incredible positions and explosive adventures! Enjoy all the advantages of an anchored sex swing without having the actual swing!

The Sex Harness helps you effortlessly support and maneuver your partner, allowing you to get closer and more intimate than ever before! Difficult sexual positions are no longer limited to the gifted and sexually athletic! With this simple over-the-shoulder harness, you can control your lovers movement like never before!

Indulge together in satisfying sex, without worrying about tiring or over-extending yourself. Enjoy weightless penetration, in any position you can imagine, thanks to the sturdy leather thigh straps and easy-grip chest handles. Simply slide your partners legs into the padded thigh straps, grab hold of the rubber chest handles, and get ready for the wild ride!

The padded neck cushion takes the strain off your neck and shoulders, while the straps easily adjust to fit most sizes. Go ahead, explore your deepest and most difficult Fetish Fantasies.

So get your wish list and get ready for happy dreams!