If you’ve been outside lately, you realize that it’s August.  And that means that it’s also hot.  Follow us here.  When it’s hot, you get sweaty (and possibly a little smelly too). Sweaty and smelly – except in certain positions, and well after the act has started – are not sexy.

That’s why the Sextoys Partyology Department is springing into action!  We don’t want summer heatwaves and sweaty, smelly people coming between humanity and intense sexual pleasure.  Our job is to keep the fun and orgasms coming, and we aren’t lying down on the job, uh, at least not in the office anyway.

Our research indicates that there is a solution to a long hot day of work and errands, and as always, with us the conclusion of such research is to party.  This time, we’ve discovered the party for two.  And it starts in the tub!

The Party Starts Now

Research has conclusively proven that the heat in the tub won’t be wrecking your nerves, it’ll be soothing your body.  We like to call it a “break out the bubbly” moment, as in a warm, cozy bubble bath.  Our Somewhat Mad Scientist claims that 2 people + 1 Warm Bath + 1 Bottle of Bubble Bath – 1 schedule = Serious Beginning to Sexual Escapades.  We never argue with the Somewhat Mad Scientist.

Research also indicates that if a spontaneous massage breaks out during the course of the bath, chances of knocking boots go up by 84.3% (unless someone forgot an anniversary present, or something equally stupid).  Add a little lip-lock to the massage and you have to practically be swallowed by a black hole not to get laid.

This is the good news.  We have, in fact, through serious research involving the Somewhat Mad Scientist and 2 friends, conclusively solved the “hot summer sex dilemma.”  The bad news is that we’re still pondering the “cold winter frosty toes kills the hard on dilemma.”  Get back to us on that one.

Anyway, into the tub with ya! You need to freshen up and get that massage going.  Enjoy, and remember, the Sextoys Partyology Department is here to serve, whenever you need us.

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Tags: Bubble Bath, Foaming Bath, Sextoys Partyology Department

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