I’m going to start this review by admitting that I never used this toy as it is intended. While I haven’t seen any horror stories about this toy getting lost up inside someone’s ass, I wasn’t convinced that the base was 100% reliable. I know way too many people at my local ER to ever risk ending up there with something lost inside of me. Sorry. However, I had a lot of fun with this toy, so I thought it was worth talking about.

The Ass-Berry is made of Intramed, a thermoplastic material developed by Rocks Off that I didn’t know much about so I put on my research had and looked into it. Apparently, it is hypo-allergenic, non-porous and phthalate-free. Like silicone, it can be sterilized with a 10% bleach solution and what’s even better is that you can use silicone lube with it. While I still prefer silicone toys because there’s a little mystery regarding Intramed for me, it seems like a good alternate material.

I really enjoyed the textured body and it made it different enough from my other small bullet-type vibes to stand out. I’m a huge fan of this small vibes that add to the experience without dominating it, so it was a welcome addition to our bedroom. While I wasn’t sure about the flared base, it does provide a great grip on this toy. A lot of small vibes like this are hard to control when things get a little wet and wild and I haven’t run into that problem with this one.

One of the best things about this toy is that it includes the RO-80mm bullet vibe. It’s one of my favorite small vibrators and definitely packs a punch. It’s also pretty quiet, especially when used in conjunction with the Ass-Berry. Because it’s so small, it’s great for travel. We took it along on a weekend away recently and boy was I glad!

While I may not be getting the most out of this toy, it’s one that we’ve used numerous times and really like. If you’ve had great experiences with butt play and the Ass-Berry I’d love to hear them. With a little coaxing, I could be updating this review in the future!

We’re curious, and wanted some female input.  If you had to pick a favorite adult play time activity, what would you choose?  Would it be good, old fashioned sex (with a partner of either sex), straight up oral sex, masturbation, or something we haven’t listed?

We know that many of our readers love them some dildos, but do dildos beat out a fellow human?  We’re just curious, and we’re not cats.

Drop us a comment and let us know what, or whom, you prefer!  Oh, and if you prefer dildos, allow us to assist you with our unique dating service

Usually, when we start talking buzz, we’re talking vibrators.  Not so today.  Today, we’re here for the sadists and masochists who are looking for a good time.  And this kind of buzz is caused by wicked cool electricity getting added to adult play time.

Now, we’ll concede that most people don’t think genitals and electric wires should mix, but that’s only because most people haven’t experienced a truly shocking orgasm.  Electrosex sex toys can provide that experience in a safe and fun way if you use them correctly.  In fact, a good jolt in the right location can lead to an experience unlike any most people have ever felt.

Before we go any further, let’s cover a couple of basic rules.  Even basic sex can be a little dangerous under the wrong circumstances (we aren’t kidding).  But with electrosex sex toys, you have to be doubly cautious.  First, never use electrosex toys if you have a heart condition.  To some, this may be a big “duh,” but others may think “no harm below the waist.”  Don’t go there.  Second, never use them above the waist no matter how healthy you are.  This can cause problems too.  Finally, if anything starts hurting, quit.  An orgasm isn’t worth cooking your bits for.

If you’re following those basic rules, zap away! Some people will find the thrill nearly irresistible.  The idea of a certain feeling of “danger” combined with an orgasm can be a big turn on.  For others, the sensation alone can lead to awesome orgasms.

Here’s a suggestion if you want to give it a try, The Remote Control Electrosex Butterfly (yes, you read that correctly):

This Butterfly Packs a Jolt

“This is an incredible electrosex unit for beginners or experienced players. The unit and butterfly easily stick anywhere desired. The remote control can either be used by the wearer for ease of use, or a partner, opening up a multitude of naughty possibilities.

Features: Single Channel
Range: approximately 50 ft.
8 Levels of intensity
Retractable Antenna Pulse rate automatically varies every 15 minutes.

Interval 1 includes 3 minutes of tapping (slow)Interval 2 includes 3 minutes of kneading Interval 3 includes 3 minutes of fluctuations. Interval 4 includes 3 minutes of tapping (fast).

Lightweight controller and receiver. Includes instruction book. See manual before using. “

Enjoy your zapping and play safe!  We will be adding more of these electrosex toys weekly.

I love the recent onslaught of porno spoofs. The combination of popular television shows with hot XXX action just does it for me because I need a little bit more than close ups of genitalia slapping together to get me off. Plus, who hasn’t dreamed of seeing their favorite tv stars getting dirty together?! Today’s top five list highlights my favorite of this insanely popular genre.

1. Tru A XXX Parody – True Blood is one of my favorite shows and while it’s super sexy on it’s own, the XXX flick takes it one step further. Plus, we finally get to see Jason Stackhouse and Tara get horizontal – something I’ve been waiting for since the very beginning of the show! Ashlynn Brooke and James Deen are amazing as Sookie and Bill and the story will keep you interested in between the dirty bits. Really great for fans of vamps and the show.

2. This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX – I know I’m not the only one who was obsessed with this show and I couldn’t wait to see the whole gang get together again for a XXX romp at the Peach Pit! It’s far more entertaining than the new 90210 show, trust me on that!

3. The Breakfast Club XXX Parody – I probably watched the Breakfast Club 25 times in high school, so I was thrilled to see this pornified version of a true 80s classic. There are a ton of great sex scenes, but I just loved watching Claire Standish and John Bender screw in the final scene. I’ve been waiting for that for twenty five years!

4. Batman XXX – There have been a number of Batman spoofs over the years, but this one is by far the best because Vivid didn’t spare any expense in getting it right. From the amazing costumes and sets to the perfect (and hilariuos) dialogue, it’s spot on. Plus, the dynamic duo tag team Tori Black, the reigning AVN Female Performer of the Year. It’s magical.

5. This Ain’t Glee – I suppose I should start by admitting that I haven’t seen this one. I can justify adding it to my list because I have NEVER anticipated a spoof as much as I do this one. Not only did Hustler pick some gorgeous people to star in this one, but they also made sure they picked people who can sing and dance as well! Musical pornos are always amazing (see Alice in Wonderland) and I absolutely love Glee, so I know it’ll be amazing.

Let me know what your favorite porno spoofs are. I’m always looking for hot new movies to check out!

The Door Swing

Those of you who have become familiar with our blogging team know that we love our swings.  We’re not talking about swinging in the “swinging with the neighbors” way – though help yourself if you and your neighbors enjoy that.  We’re talking about the gravity defying swings that make sex a lot more fun if you use them correctly.

One of our favorites is the door swing.  You really should check it out if you are looking for a simple, sexy way to spice up your next adult play session.

The Door Swing:

“This easy to use, fully adjustable harness uses any door to provide easy access to your partners most intimate areas. The swing requires no assembly, supports up to 200 pounds, and uses the highest quality materials and craftsmanship to provide an anti-gravity sex experience.

- First of its kind, nothing like it on the market.
- Supports up to 200 lbs.
- Convenient for Travel
- Highest quality materials and craftsmanship
- Fully adjustable while in motion
- Easy to use
- Double padded leg straps
- NO Assembly Required”