I can’t believe I’ve never posted this song on here before! Missy Elliot is amazing and her shout out to sex toys is something every lady should have on their iPod!

With that base line, I’m guessing this song would be a perfect fit for my OhMiBod masturbation mixtape! For those of you who don’t know what I’m talking about, head over to the site to check out the OhMidBod Music Driven Vibrator.

The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory to your iPod.

Simply plug OhMiBod into your iPod or any music player and it automatically vibrates to the rhythm and intensity of the music. Let your body feel the vibrations as you get down with your favorite tunes. The combination of listening and feeling your music quickly transports you to a place where music, mind and body come together to create an unbeatable sexual experience.

If you’ve read our blog for a while,  you know that we’re big fans of masturbation and orgasms.  Both are healthy and normal activities for human beings.  Our website offers sex toys, like the Monkey Spanker, that help people to enjoy both.  We also get excited when we find research that supports the health benefits (and in this case, reproductive benefits) of masturbation.

The Monkey Spanker

Scientific American’s Jesse Bering has a great post on why humans are so good at masturbating (Hat Tip to the Reverend Monkeyspank), and why, contrary to what you may believe, masturbation is a healthy part of the reproductive cycle.  Wait!  Masturbation helps men to be more effective in reproduction?

You betcha! Here’s Bering’s documentation:

“When it comes to sex, we put this capacity to very good—or at least, very frequent—use. In a now-classic, pre-Internet-porn (I’ll get to that later on) study  by British evolutionary biologists Robin Baker and Mark Bellis, male university students were found to masturbate to ejaculation about every 72 hours, and “on the majority of occasions, their last masturbation is within 48 hours of their next in-pair copulation.” If they’re not having intercourse every day, that is to say, men tend to pleasure themselves to completion no more than two days prior to having actual sex.

Baker and Bellis’s quite logical argument for this seemingly counterintuitive state of affairs (after all, shouldn’t men try to stock up as much sperm as possible in their testes rather than spill their seeds so wastefully in a rather infertile swath of toilet paper or a dirty sock?) is that because there is a “shelf-life” for sperm cells – they remain viable for only 5-7 days after production – and because adult human males manufacture a whopping 3 million sperm per day, masturbation is an evolved strategy for shedding old sperm while making room for new, fitter sperm. It’s quality over quantity.“

I won’t recite the entire article here – you really should read it – but I will say that Bering’s research is thorough and entertaining.  Monkeys don’t spank it very often, you know. It turns out that humans have an edge (no pun intended) when it comes to masturbating.  What is it?  Imagine all the possibilities.

So those women who are looking for a new addition to the family, maybe it’s time to let your partner do his thing.  We can provide him a huge supply of sex toys for men to help him along his way.

We don’t feature a ton of DVDs on here, but when I saw that one of my favorite movies had been added to the site, I had to write it up. Strapped Dykes, a Belladonna film, manages to combine two of my favorite queer porn stars, Jiz Lee and Syd Blakovich, with the amazing Belladonna.

My favorite scene is the third, starring Syd Blakovich, Jiz Lee and Sage Sinn. These ladies hold nothing back as they fuck and suck for over 35 minutes. It’s non-stop XXX action, and the ending will blow you away. Jiz is on her back, while Syd fucks her with a big Vixen dildo and Sage works her clit. While I know that sounds totally rad, the way she pounds that cock into Jiz’s cunt until she squirts is way hotter than I can express in words.

There isn’t a ton of crossover between mainstream porn and the indie queer scene, so it’s pretty amazing that Bella booked these hot stars in this XXX lesbian porno.

No air cunnilingus or gay-for-pay here… Bella and her plastic-dick wielding, hairy-legged partner-in-girl-slime Jiz Lee incite five scenes of unabashed, gritty Real Lesbian Action. Jizz demolishes Bella, BBW April Flores, Sinn Sage, and Syd Blakovich. Alt-goddess Blakovich also goes a round each with Bobbi Starr and Aiden Starr! The disc features a two-part behind-the-scenes, trailers, and a bonus scene.

We just wanted to keep people informed as far as changes to our site.

We strive to help you have fun with the hottest sex toys! Assisting you in getting pleasure from vibrators, dildos and other great sex toys from SexToys.com, where you love our massive selection of great sex toys and products for sexual health.

One of the ways we aim to do that is to continually reassess and revamp the site to make it more user friendly. We recently made a few alterations to some categories and subcategories and did not want our loyal customers to be confused by anything, or think products had been removed.

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Sex Toys for Couples -> Anal Toys for Couples has been added.

Sex Toys for Couples -> Sex Furniture & Swings has been added.

Sextoys for Beginners -> Tease has been deleted.
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Sextoys for Beginners -> Pleasure has been deleted.
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Sextoys for Beginners -> Kinky has been deleted.
Most products can now be found in Sextoys for Beginners -> Light Bondage & Fetish

Fetish -> Light Bondage has been deleted.
Most products can now be found in Sex Toys for Beginners -> Light Bondage & Fetish

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I really like the simple things in life and that definitely includes basic sex toys like bullet vibes. When I saw the Climax Pop from Topco, I knew I had to try it out, despite the fact that I probably have a dozen toys kind of like it. It’s cute, silicone and I’ve been curious about the Climax line for a while.

The Climax Pop is a one speed bullet vibe that is really as basic as they come. I prefer multi-speed toys myself, but that’s not really a deal breaker for me. Since the ridged sleeve is made from silicone, it’s phthalate-free and body-safe.

This little guy runs on 3 AG13 batteries which are often used for watches. Considering this, it’s a pretty powerful toy. I did have a big problem with the fact that the batteries were drained really quickly. I only used it twice, and not for epic masturbation sessions, and the power was significantly decreased.

Because of the way this vibe sucks power, I don’t recommend it if you don’t have a lot of sex toys. I have actually taken the sleeve off of this vibe and use it with another bullet vibe that is multi-speed and runs on four AAA batteries! I really like the texture of the sleeve and love that it’s made from silicone, so it’s really improved an old bullet vibe that had fallen out of rotation for me. I would actually pay for the sleeve because it is a nice addition to my considerable collection.

If you’re looking for an affordable clit vibe that is, in my opinion, a better option, check out the Pocket Rocket Jr.

I will commend Topco and other big companies for using better materials now, just a couple of years ago, this would have been made out of disgusting jelly. Unfortunately, I think they still have some kinks to work out with this particular toy, but man is that sleeve sweet!