Comments on: National Masturbation Month Giveaway http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/ Reviews, Advice, Articles Thu, 16 Jun 2011 15:47:33 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Sweltering Celt http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/#comment-611 Sweltering Celt Tue, 01 Jun 2010 18:56:02 +0000 http://blog.sextoys.com/?p=5586#comment-611 Well, I tried to leave a comment with my wildest masturbation experience but was accused of being spam, so I guess that's the rub. Was nice remembering it though. Well, I tried to leave a comment with my wildest masturbation experience but was accused of being spam, so I guess that’s the rub. Was nice remembering it though.

]]> By: Goth http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/#comment-610 Goth Fri, 28 May 2010 16:25:29 +0000 http://blog.sextoys.com/?p=5586#comment-610 When my boyfriend and I first met online, we used to cyber a lot. Back before birth control pills I would get extremely wet. One time we went at it, I had to leave the house to get dinner since my dad refused for some reason to go and get it. I was frustrated because I couldn't get off, and not only that, here i was forced to go out with soaked jeans, I mean I had literally soaked through my underwear and my jeans to where it looked like i had peed myself. I had to tell dad that I had an accident with the hose when I was watering the plants earlier and had to tie a coat around my waist when I went out, (even going as far as spraying my crotch with body spray to cover the musk), I was extremely embarrassed. When my boyfriend and I first met online, we used to cyber a lot. Back before birth control pills I would get extremely wet. One time we went at it, I had to leave the house to get dinner since my dad refused for some reason to go and get it. I was frustrated because I couldn’t get off, and not only that, here i was forced to go out with soaked jeans, I mean I had literally soaked through my underwear and my jeans to where it looked like i had peed myself. I had to tell dad that I had an accident with the hose when I was watering the plants earlier and had to tie a coat around my waist when I went out, (even going as far as spraying my crotch with body spray to cover the musk), I was extremely embarrassed.

]]> By: Missy http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/#comment-608 Missy Fri, 28 May 2010 04:31:53 +0000 http://blog.sextoys.com/?p=5586#comment-608 My boyfriend decided to work an overtime shift at work and since we worked opposite schedules we hardly saw each other as it was. I was so horned up and then he had to go into work. So, after making it halfway through the night (he works nights) i couldn't take it anymore. I whipped out my Eager Beaver and popped in a good porno. I was all into it and about to orgasm when there was a knock on the door and at the same time the door flew open! There i was spread eagle with a vibrator in my crotch and there's this little old lady standing at the door. The door was locked but i guess it didn't latch~! Well, she started hyperventilating and i couldn't get her to calm down. I had to call an AMBULANCE for her. The most embarassing part about it was not only did i volunteer for the fire department that the ambulance was coming from...but, i worked as a 911 dispatcher and i lived in the same town so, the 911 call went to my co-workers. Apparently she was a nurse picking up a co-worker and she went to Apartment 12(my apartment) instead of 21...maybe a little bit dislexic lol. To this day....i have still not lived it down! My boyfriend decided to work an overtime shift at work and since we worked opposite schedules we hardly saw each other as it was. I was so horned up and then he had to go into work. So, after making it halfway through the night (he works nights) i couldn’t take it anymore. I whipped out my Eager Beaver and popped in a good porno. I was all into it and about to orgasm when there was a knock on the door and at the same time the door flew open! There i was spread eagle with a vibrator in my crotch and there’s this little old lady standing at the door. The door was locked but i guess it didn’t latch~! Well, she started hyperventilating and i couldn’t get her to calm down. I had to call an AMBULANCE for her. The most embarassing part about it was not only did i volunteer for the fire department that the ambulance was coming from…but, i worked as a 911 dispatcher and i lived in the same town so, the 911 call went to my co-workers. Apparently she was a nurse picking up a co-worker and she went to Apartment 12(my apartment) instead of 21…maybe a little bit dislexic lol. To this day….i have still not lived it down!

]]> By: Cedrick http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/#comment-606 Cedrick Wed, 26 May 2010 01:15:38 +0000 http://blog.sextoys.com/?p=5586#comment-606 So I decided to go home one weekend during my Jr year of college. I was bored on a friday night, so instead of going random cable movies in bed sounded fun. So I watched Alpha Dog for an hour with a massive hard on. I pulled out my computer and decided to watch some good porn. A random gangbang movie bwcame my movie of choice. I jumped up and closed my room door..or so I thought. I put the dvd in and put my earphones in.. Finally! something to do, so I started going to town on my dick. The movie was really hot aI was into it. Time passed and I was still going at it. I was feeling really good and I knew what was about to come next. My breathing was heavy and I was ready to bust. Before that big moment... my mom busted in my room! I tried to cover myself up while I was busting and yeah... The big O was a huge Oh no :( So I decided to go home one weekend during my Jr year of college. I was bored on a friday night, so instead of going random cable movies in bed sounded fun. So I watched Alpha Dog for an hour with a massive hard on. I pulled out my computer and decided to watch some good porn. A random gangbang movie bwcame my movie of choice. I jumped up and closed my room door..or so I thought. I put the dvd in and put my earphones in.. Finally! something to do, so I started going to town on my dick. The movie was really hot aI was into it. Time passed and I was still going at it. I was feeling really good and I knew what was about to come next. My breathing was heavy and I was ready to bust. Before that big moment… my mom busted in my room! I tried to cover myself up while I was busting and yeah… The big O was a huge Oh no :(

]]> By: LadyInToyland http://blog.sextoys.com/2010/05/11/national-masturbation-month-giveaway/#comment-605 LadyInToyland Fri, 21 May 2010 21:09:40 +0000 http://blog.sextoys.com/?p=5586#comment-605 I used to work nights at a local call center for a large bank, in their credit card customer service. One particularly slow night, I was one of about fifteen people left in the rather large building, and calls were slow. To kill time, I was reading a smutty romance novel. It came to one particularly sex scene that turned me on. The next closest coworker of mine was ten cubicles down, so I figured it was safe to relieve some of that pressure. Because it was in the middle of the week, I was in dress casual, and had a cute little skirt on. I lifted my leg, pulled the skirt up a bit, and started stroking myself. As I got really into it, and the end was in sight, a call came in to my headset. I HATE losing that opportunity to cum, so I prayed it was an easy call, and kept playing through it! Not only did I have a very satisfying orgasm while on that call, I was left in such a great mood, I waived all his late fees too! I used to work nights at a local call center for a large bank, in their credit card customer service. One particularly slow night, I was one of about fifteen people left in the rather large building, and calls were slow. To kill time, I was reading a smutty romance novel. It came to one particularly sex scene that turned me on. The next closest coworker of mine was ten cubicles down, so I figured it was safe to relieve some of that pressure.

Because it was in the middle of the week, I was in dress casual, and had a cute little skirt on. I lifted my leg, pulled the skirt up a bit, and started stroking myself. As I got really into it, and the end was in sight, a call came in to my headset. I HATE losing that opportunity to cum, so I prayed it was an easy call, and kept playing through it!

Not only did I have a very satisfying orgasm while on that call, I was left in such a great mood, I waived all his late fees too!

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