We’re happy to announce that we are adding many Evolved products to our inventory, and we think you’ll love them.  Check out the True Love Romantic “G” for starters.  It just has that IT look that lets you know you’re in for something special.

From Evolved:

“Sweet yet powerful, stylish and functional, the True Love edition blends contemporary design with classic sensuality.

Three quiet speeds ensure ultimate bliss and satisfaction, in or out of the water. Luxurious in feel and conforming to every contour, the soothing pulsations deliver endless stimulation!

Stay in tonight and vibe with your favorite Sweetheart. Romance has Evolved, shouldn’t your massager?”

You can find all of our latest new arrivals here!

Think you know a little about bondage?  Once you spend a little time with Two Knotty Boys Showing You the Ropes, you’ll really know bondage.  And that can add some serious kink to playtime.

From the Two Knotty Boys:

“A Step-by-Step Illustrated Guide for Tying Sensual and Decorative Rope Bondage. This entertaining, photo-illustrated book teaches 37 step-by-step techniques for tying sensual and beautiful rope bondage. It’s designed for fun, easy, hands-on practice with more than 750 photographs and explanatory captions for those wishing to explore the art of rope bondage.

Book is broken down into five sections. Knot tying. Basic rope bondage. Decorative bondage. Dominance bondage. Sex bondage.

Each section shows you how to use rope to tie your partner down, create different types of knots, create a harness or bra and even make panties out of rope. Presented by Two Knotty Boys.”

And check out our complete line of featured products for couples for other great ideas to spice up your play time.

Some guys like to add a little extra length and width to their packages.  That’s fine, but what about the idea of turning your penis into a complete sex toy?  That’s exactly what the 3 in 1 Vibrating X-tra Cock Penis System does for you.  You can turn your penis into pleasure central.

From Topco Sales:

“Need more manhood for play time? Increase your penis size during intercourse with this realistic penis extension system made of soft Cyberskin.

This super stretchy sleeve can fit most sizes, giving you 3 inches of extra length. Pull the sleeve over your erect penis and add the cock ring with removable micro-stimulator for a harder and longer lasting erection.

Leave the vibrator at the bottom for testicle stimulation, or place it at the top for clitoral stimu. If you need to adjust the size simply cut the sleeve at the base of the shaft to your specifications. Requires 3 button cell batteries and 6 are included.”

And you can check out our complete line of featured products for men for more great ideas!

Some readers will remember a question I asked earlier this week: “Who’s doing it?”  I came across research showing that diet and stress can inhibit the sex drive.  Now, Health.com has an article on 10 reasons why people are not having sex.  Many of the reasons are standard advice, but one – the first one that they list – is usually overlooked, even by me when I write about the subject.

This will make bed a good place to be

The article lists reason 1 as the bed is no longer sexy:

“We hear it over and over again: The bed should be used for sex and sleep only. So why do so many of us insist on bringing third parties—laptops, PDAs, Law & Order—into the boudoir? All that technology and distraction can cause insomnia and put a damper on your sex life. After all, it’s harder to initiate sex if your spouse is hiding behind a newspaper or glued to the TV or if your hands are busy exploring the Web rather than his body.”

That looks like great first advice.  If the bed is cluttered with work or other things, it’s hard to imagine anyone being interested in sex.  So clean off the bed as a first step to fire things up.  Better yet, put one of these into the bed to get things going with even more fun!

Fat Boy

This post is NOT for beginners.  Seriously, some people have eyes that are bigger than, well, you know whats.  This post is for people who see a 1.5 inch diameter and think, isn’t there anything bigger?  It gets to 2 inches and you think, is this all you have?  There’s a description for you size lovers: Size Queens!

And Sextoys.com carries many toys for you.  Again, beginners should not even consider using one of these.  You’ll injure yourself if you try a huge toy on your first go.  But an advanced user will appreciate a Size Queenz dildo.

Like the Fat Boy from Pipedream:

“Not all dildos are created equal-that is to say that not all dildos are created for anal play, but we’ve made this Fat Boy for serious anal sex adventures.

Standing 10 inches tall with all the details of a real cock, from head to ball sac, this veiny, chocolate wonder will more than satisfy the most experienced anal connoisseur. A chocolate delight to be had.”

You can find a complete selection of Size Queenz dildos and anal sex toys here.

Still not impressed?  You need a fist.  Maybe the Fist by Doc Johnson will give you what you want.

“This product is large, do not order unless you understand the size. 14 inches long with width varying from 3 to 3.5 inches and 9 inches in circumference. Beige rubber forearm and fist replica.”

And if your thing is intense anal stimulation, Tex is the toy you’ll want to see.  This monster makes anal play a true adventure.

Tex

From Tantus:

“Huuuuuuge! Fearsome looking – but amazing feeling! The Tantus Cowboy butt plug creates the most brilliant, full-up sensation you can imagine. Simply lube it up then pop it in! Perfect for vaginal play too!

This 100% silicone plug is made for safety – it is perfectly smooth and has no seams or ridges to it. The head is rounded and bulbous with a gentle nub on the end for extra sensations. The plug’s waist is slightly tapered, allowing the plug to sit perfectly inside you. Flared base to avoid any slippage or accidents.

Length: 5.5 inches
Insertable: 4.25 inches
Circumference: 9.5 inches
Diameter: 3.0 inches
Base diameter: 3 inches”

So if you like the big toys, we have something for everyone.  Browse our inventory and find the size you love.  Also, remember that through August, if you enter summer_savings at checkout, you can take 10% off your order’s price.

Thank you, Dr. Wartenburg!  This kinky tool was originally designed to test nerve reactions, but like so many other objects, pervs like me have adapted it for our own pleasure.  You’re going to love the amazing tickling feeling running a Wartenburg Wheel lightly across your skin creates.  If you’re looking for a little pain with your pleasure, just apply more pressure!  The pins are sharp enough to be felt, but won’t break the skin unless excessive pressure is used.

For more exciting ways to drive your partner crazy, check out the rest of our Featured Products for Couples.

Strict Leather 4 Strap

You don’t have to dread the dog days of Summer, if you get a cool new dildo at a price that will keep your wallet from overheating.  We’re offering a 10% discount on your order through August 31st.  All you have to do is enter summer_savings in the offer code box at checkout!

And we did mention dildos.  Check out the Strict Leather 4 Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness:

“Very secure and adjustable, the Strict Leather 4-Strap Ultimate Dildo Harness is an attractive harness at an affordable price. The classic version of this harness has one strap in the back that covers the genital/anal cleft in g-string fashion, but this version is made with 2 straps in back that wrap around the buttocks, leaving the genitals and ass exposed.

It is adjustable in several different ways for perfect fit and dildo placement. Standard ring size is 1.75 inches in diameter, which should fit most pliable dildos from 1.5 inches to 2 inches in diameter. The rings are held in place by snaps in the leather straps. For very large or very small dildos, it is also possible to substitute different sized rings. Now made in one size that fits waist measurements from 26-40 inches.”

Use your discount to add some serious spice to your next play session with this incredible harness, or find the perfect toy for your taste in our inventory of nearly 20,000 products.

Today’s Featured Product for women is a gorgeous glass dildo from Ruby Glass 21 that looks as good as it feels – The Poseidon.

If you’ve never used a glass toy, you’re definitely missing out.  Glass is a body safe material that is phthalate-free, non-porous and can be sterilized.  One of my favorite things about playing with glass is that they’re great for temperature play – all you need to do is alter the temp in a bowl of hot or cold water and you’re in for some good times.

This piece has a sculpted head for that manly experience; the shaft is wrapped with two erotic ribbons crossing over each other to double your sensation.

This piece is offered with the clear shaft and the erotic ribbons in blue and is 8 x 1 in dimensions.

Be sure to check out the rest of our Glass Dildos for more gorgeous toys!

Ecstasy

See the first review HERE!

It’s me, the over-valued and under-worked intern with another toy review for you to consider. Or, if you’d prefer a different and slightly more accurate introduction, this is the story of the first thing I’ve ever had shoved up my ass. Either way, what you’re about to read will probably not shock you or stir deep-rooted connections to the human consciousness or anything like that. If, however, it compels you to buy this product (or any one of the other thousands of excellent products we offer, for that matter), then I guess my anal virginity was not lost in vain.

So when Bill sat down at his desk with an inconspicuous brown parcel and a  look on his face, I knew I was in for… something. Calling over a few people, he lined up a row of dildos, dongs, and butt plugs from Adam & Eve and told us each to choose one. “Great,” I thought to myself, “I’m not getting out of this one.” In truth, I probably could have cited any number of reasons to avoid having to take home the 11″ ‘Eve’s Ecstasy’ double-dong that I eventually chose. There’s something about the thought of bringing home a kinky toy to the girlfriend that kicked the angel on my shoulder screaming “NO!” directly in the throat. And so I tossed my new friend into my bag and headed home.

Before I go any further, let’s clear the air a bit. I am, and forever into the foreseeable future will be, a happy and loving heterosexual man (See: Men, Anal Sex Toys and an Odd Question for more details). I also, as I mentioned previously, have a girlfriend who is wonderful in all respects, if only slightly timid in bed.

Looking at the (from my perspective) gigantic pink and purple double-dong (7″x 1″ long side, 4″x1 ½ ” “choad” side, in case you’re wondering) in my hand, waiting for my girlfriend to get home from work, I realized something. This was either going to be the best night of my life or the worst. There would be no shades of grey – I was either going to be pink or purple.  I examined the heads of both shafts – it turns out the entire dong is pretty non-descript. The thin, pink side has a small penis head and the purple side has a larger penis head. A few veins etched into the purple side round out the bells and whistles – this dong is a case of form and function being one.

When my girlfriend (who we’ll call Angela for the sake of humanization) came home we used some toy cleaner on the dong and went straight to the bedroom. A little foreplay eased the mood. Angela’s no stranger to dongs and dildos, but doesn’t particularly like them – something about not being the “real thing.” I was just plain scared. She chose the pink side – the long, thin end – for me, and she took the purple choad for herself. With the  application of a healthy amount of water-based lubricant and a deep breath we each inserted our respective ends into their appropriate orifices in an awkward piledriver-cowgirl position.

Tingle. Tingle. That’s pretty much all I could feel throughout my entire body for the first few seconds. Angela was laughing at my sour face as I tried to comprehend what, exactly, this new sensation was. I imagined that it was 1869 and the laborers of the Transcontinental Railroad had just finished boring their newest rail tunnel in my ass. I frantically wiped the exposed portion of my end with my finger and examined my hand for blood. A sticky, lubricated, yet bloodless hand assuaged my fear that I would forever be a method of crossing the Appalachian Mountains underground.

Maybe next time

It started to feel good. Gripping the flared dividing point of the toy, I handled the pumping (an easy enough thing to do, for those who’ve not experienced it) back and forth of our new friend between us while Angela jerked me off. I’d love to tell you where all that cum came from. Unfortunately, my eyes were nailed shut in the ecstasy of sexual release so I cannot personally verify that there was not another cock in the room at that time covering just about everything in the room with strings of sticky goo. My hand, too, fell asleep on the job. I’m guessing that Angela picked up the slack because my ass was still being pounded and I soon felt the warm rush of her orgasm on my inner thigh.

When we had finished cleaning the toy a little while later, I asked Angela what she thought about it. She told me that it had made her cum, but it wasn’t thick enough and that she’d prefer the “real thing” any day of the week. I asked if by “real thing” she meant a cock, and the look in her eyes told me that she thought I was an idiot. She then told me I could lie in my review and say she thought it was better than anything else in the world if it would make me look good and help move the product – but I’m not that kind of guy. Her eyes did light up when I told her it was probably the most intense orgasm I ever had, and a smile creepily stretched across her thin lips (which means that our new friend will be a mainstay of our sex life from here on).  Later that night I spent some alone time with the toy. I tried the purple end, and the 1 ½ ” thickness didn’t really feel all that big inside me either. I shot another huge load and pumped it in and out a few times before going to sleep a very happy man.

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So… that’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Angela and I love our Eve’s Ecstasy and I think you will too if you choose to buy it, dear reader. However, I’m probably not the most-qualified person to recommend a toy that’s traditionally designed for female/female intercourse – or at least meant for anal aficionados of the male variety. I mean, think about it – would you trust a first year economics student to recommend you a stock for your portfolio?  I’ve got no idea how this product compares with other similar products. The cynical/naive part of me is thinking that when it comes to dongs without bells and whistles (twists, ribs, bumps – of those features the Adam and Eve double dong is quite bereft) there really can’t be too much of a difference. All I can tell you about this particular product is that it’s crafted well and serves the purpose for which it’s intended. Anything else I could tell you would be my personal opinion.

If you want that, then I’ll tell you I love this product for the new intimacy it’s brought to my relationship with Angela and its sentimental value for being my first. And maybe (this is for those in heterosexual relationships) if you or your man are anything like me you’ll want to try it after reading my story. Thank you for your time and long live anal play.

A commonly held belief, that is incorrect, is that all sex toys are designed for smaller people.  Full figured women, or BBW – if you prefer – have many options these days.  Manufacturers are quite smart and know when a market is there for products, and they fill it up with products.  So, if you don’t look like Gwyneth Paltrow, it doesn’t mean you can’t have sexy fun with your beautiful body.

Wedding Bands Babydoll

And Sextoys.com carries a full line of products specifically made for sexy, curvy people.

Think you can’t find lingerie for your sexy figure?  Think again.  Dream Girls has a complete line of lingerie that brings out the best in a full figure.  Like the Wedding Bands Babydoll:

“This lycra net babydoll night dress is pure seducing. It has a see-thru body with a small oval shaped cut out in the center of the bust and a hanging bow in the center. The dress has a flirty ruffle hem and a pearl trimmed detail back. It comes with the matching thong. Made of 90 percent nylon and 10 percent spandex.”

You can find a good selection of lingerie and even costumes designed to bring out the best in every curve.  The fact is, you’ll love the way you look in these sexy designs.

And accessories?  If you’ve ever fretted about finding the right compliment to make that outfit for the special date go from gorgeous to super sexy, we have you covered there too.

Consider the Moulin Sheer Thigh High stockings, which add ultra sexy flair.

Moulin Sheer Thigh High

“Moulin- These black sheer thigh highs come with a ravishing back seam. You can wear them with any sexy lingerie to add some spice to it, or simply wear them with any outfit to add some urban edge!

(Thong not included)

100 percent nylon

Size: Queen”

You can find a complete listing of Lingerie, Hosiery and Costumes for curvy people here.

For the guys who are feeling left out, I have good news for you.  Manufacturers haven’t forgotten you either.  You can find a good selection of clothing in the extra large sizes, like these mesh shorts.  And you can even find great fetish wear, like this Strict Leather harness designed for the XL body.

But why stop at sexy clothing?  You’ve probably seen the vibes that are designed to fit in a thong, but you probably noticed that many were made on the tiny side.

Fantasy Panty

Well, they aren’t all that way anymore, Pipedream has joined in the celebration of curves with the Remote Control Fantasy Panty for the full figured person.

“This is one remote you will both enjoy! This discreet, waterproof bullet is quiet enough to wear the panties out on the town and no one but you and your lover will know.

Insert the bullet into the slot in the panty plug and get set for incredibly powerful vibrations. The panty holds it perfectly in place. Your lover will thrill at the thought of turning you on from across the room as you quiver with anticipation!”

Think about it, you can have the fun you may have thought was impossible only a short while ago.  We get it.  People come in all shapes and sizes, and we try to cater to each individual.  You are unique, and you deserve unique toys to spice up your play time.

I have a guess as to what you are thinking: You’re thinking that it is swell that new products are available, but what about the traditionally small minded products that will never make it into your play space, much less your imagination?  You can let go of that worry too!

The Deluxe Swing

Even Swings are being designed for fuller figures!  The older models were designed with strict weight limits that basically eliminated the idea for many people.  The Deluxe Swing made by Rachel’s Pleasures won’t limit the fun you can have.

“The Ultimate flying sex trapeze! A household must for a one-of-a-kind swinging good time. Holds up to 400 pounds with heavy duty construction. Features machine washable pieces.

The Ultimate flying sex trapeze has been improved to include a wider swing base and includes a bungee loop to allow bounce action.”

Or, if you’ve ever fantasized about strap on play, or pegging, Pipedream has the Plus Size Lovers Strap On for you:

“Finally, a real-size strap-on for full-figured women! The Plus-Size Strap-on flatters and fits women with curves, using an adjustable nylon waistband that easily accommodates up to size 48 inch hips.

A strong rubber O-ring comfortably holds the dong in place when the action heats up, while the suction-base jelly dong securely stays put. The genuine leather harness easily adjusts to fit varying sizes, making it the most versatile strap-on set on the market. Go ahead, explore your Fetish Fantasies!”

So get ready to rethink what you “know” about sex toys.  The market is headed in your curvy direction, and we’re happy to offer you a complete selection of toys and accessories to give you the fun that you deserve.  We hope you’ll take some time to browse our site and see all of the quality products that are designed for full, beautiful figures, and find the products that bring out your sexiest individual qualities.

The fun is there for the having.  All you have to do is a little shopping!