A New Year’s Sexual Resolutions?
Only three weeks stand between you and another New Year. And we at the Sextoys.com Partyology Department know what that means. Another January 1st with a bad headache, a realization that at least half of your resolutions were broken before you got in the cab to go home, a dry mouth and a sincere desire to remember what happened between 2 and 5 AM. We’re here to tell you that this year it can be different.
Time to get ready for the New Year
If you’re willing to put the time, effort and thought into a different sort of New Year, we’re willing to give you the tools! It all starts with the party. Sure, go have a toast with your friends. Enjoy the company and wish everyone well. But before you go, sit down with your partner and make a list of sexual resolutions. We’re pretty sure that when midnight rolls around, you and your partner will have plenty of reasons to get home as soon as possible.
Here’s a helpful list of suggestions:
Resolution 1: We will start our sexual New Year as soon as possible! 1 AM sounds about right. We’ll have to get home fast to make it!
Resolution 2: We’re going to try new things this year together. Oh, we think you have a good idea of new things you want to try. Sit down and do a bargaining session (I’ll let you use that Strap On if you promise to try the deep throat mints and give it a go!). Ya might want to do this bargaining a little before (like now), since it’s hard to find strap ons and deep throat mints at 1AM on January 1st.
Resolution 3: I’m going to find a different stimulus to get an orgasm. Oh dear, this could take some time and experimenting. On the other hand, WOO HOO, it’s going to take time and experimenting! Heck, let’s make our entire body a playground. Let’s try some anal play, nipple stimulation, different massages and anything else we can think to tinker with!
Resolution 4: I’m going to turn my play time into something really fun. Try some games together, maybe fun sex dice, or strip poker, or, well, use your imagination! You’ll figure out ways to laugh and make love in a whole new way!
Resolution 5: We are going to do this more often. Do we need to explain this one?
Make your own resolutions and stick to them. And always remember that the Sextoys.com Partyology Department is here to help you stay on track to a great sex life!
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