No need to steal for a good time

Does size matter that much?  Apparently, one Pennsylvania man was willing to spend a good deal of money – other people’s money – to get some extra inches.  Or at least to try to get some extra inches.

From Fox Philly:

“A Lehigh County man admits he stole ID’s then racked up thousands in bills for penis enlargements.  39-year-old Jose Amid Juarbe pleaded guilty to dozens of charges, including identity theft and forgery.

Police say Juarbe stole the identities of eight people and ran up $80,000 of bills in their names. Some of the money was used to buy penis enlargements for him and a friend and breast implants for two women.”

Here’s a friendly tip: An inch or two more isn’t worth a lengthy jail sentence.

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