She took his dildo
Time for a little more news of the weird. This one comes from Florida, where a “messy” breakup led to a stolen dildo and police involvement. But the details are just, well, bizarre.
A great dildo for well under 70 bucks
From the Sun Sentinel:
“Things are getting naughty in Niceville. We’re talking about a stolen….dildo. Yes, cops were called to a Niceville home on Buddy Phelps Road about the missing sex toy, reports the Northwest Florida Daily News.
The guy who lived there said a woman had lived with him for about a week. But when she left, she snatched his $70 dildo. The cop asked him if he’d bought it for the woman. The guy said “yes” — as well as with other women, too.”
I’ll agree with the columnist who reacted to that tidbit with “Yuck!” For crying out loud, don’t steal a used dildo. Buy your own dildo and leave the “yuck” out of your love life, no matter how bizarre that love life might get.
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