A Big One

Jumbo, ginormous, huge, ominous, or massive – yes, all of those words would cover this dildo.  Adam’s 8 Inch Pleasure Skin Cock is a beast of a dildo, in and out of the box.  I asked for this one because I wanted to have a look for myself at a dildo of this size.  As always, for our purposes we’ll focus on the facts that stand out and what this monster can do.

The huge plus: Size matters, and this one has plenty of size.  Even in the package this is an intimidating monster.  Outside of it, it looks like Godzilla lost his winkie.  This is a very large dildo, so size queens will definitely score it higher for fun.

Texture: It does have a firm texture, and stands up well, given its weight and length.  There is a slight curve because of the weight, but not enough as to render it useless.  The veins along the shaft stand out just enough to be felt and to produce a sensation, even at the fingertips when you’re holding it.

Material: This is where we hit the only drawback.  I had to air this dildo out after washing, because the odor from the material was pretty strong.  Fortunately a good condom covers any issues with gasses, but the original smell was not so hot.  The material is a little tacky to the touch, but otherwise fine.

Suction: This was the most surprising element of all.  This dildo feels like it weighs too much for a suction cup to work.  Good thing we don’t work by feelings alone.  This monster’s suction cup held it firm on wood, metal and pressed board (don’t ask, I don’t have the time to explain).

Most interesting feature:  This is the strange part.  The nut sack on this dildo really does look like a nut sack.  So between the veins, the nut sack and the hulking size, this one is so lifelike that it looks like the real thing.  The real thing off a porn star, mind you, but the real thing.

So this one is definitely a dildo that will have it’s fans, but the size made it a bit impractical for me.  If you’re looking for a date with a porn star, though, you will really love this dildo.  Just bring lots of lube.  You’ll need it.

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Tags: life-like dildos, Toy Review

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