There are so many things I love about this commercial.  Wow, that’s not something I usually say.

There are a lot of hilarious condom commercials, but this one is both smart and funny.  The best thing about it is that they are acknowledging that lots of different people need condoms for different reasons.  It’s not every day you get to see randy old folks, gay cops or the beginnings of a threesome!  Of course, that may just be my perverted take on the whole thing…

ps. we’ve got a crapload of Durex Condoms available on sextoys.com – just in case you find yourself in any of these scenarios in the near future.

Most people with a pulse who read our blog will recall our discussion of Extended Massive Orgasm.  And that was a fun subject to cover.  But today I’m going to add a twist with Immaculate Orgasm.  That’s right, an orgasm that requires no physical stimulation is possible.

From Esquire:

“The Kinsey Institute reported that out of more than 5,000 men surveyed, three to four males could do it while awake, compared with 2 percent of females. Neuroscientist Barry R. Komisaruk has found there is little physical difference between tactile and transcendental orgasms in women. (He hasn’t studied men.) No one’s sure how it happens, but some of the women he observes don’t employ erotic visions at all, preferring “fantasies of pastoral scenes, walking on the beach.”

Use this when you cannot imagine a beach

Seriously?  A walk on the beach is orgasmic?  On the bright side, this is yet one more way to achieve orgasm, and we like it when more options are available to make us happy.

Of course, you can always use a dildo when your imagination fails!

A good massage can be the difference between a great day and a mediocre one.  And good massages require good massage oil.  One of the best manufaturers of those types of oils is Kama Sutra, and its Massage Therapy Kit is a great choice for the best massage.  From Kama Sutra:

“Dont even think about leaving for a weekend getaway without our travel sized massage oil kit. And dont forget about them when youre at home either.

This is the perfect way to sample several blends, each is infused with natural essential oils, skin-smoothing emollients and nourishing Vitamin E.

Note: For external use only. Product Contains: Set of five 2 fl oz bottles of Kama Sutra Massage Oils: Sweet Almond, Serenity, Pleasure Garden, Healing Blend and Soaring Spirit.”

And check out our complete line of Featured Products for Couples.

This will not ruin your city

I’m still a little baffled as to why a city would be upset about 18,000 people coming to town and spending thousands of dollars in local businesses, but I guess I’m just a capitalist that way.  Apparently, Edison N.J. wants your business, as long as it isn’t an adult business.  From the Philadelphia Inquirer:

“Officials in a New Jersey town are fighting plans for the return of an erotic convention.

Producers for EXXXOTICA say last year’s expo at Raritan Center in Edison drew 18,000 and they’re planning a bigger event in September.”

In the interest of full disclosure, Sextoys.com attends the EXXXOTICA Convention, and we like getting to meet people there.  We’ll attend this year too, so we hope to meet you in whatever town has the sense to want our money!

We thought we’d show Paris some love, or let you guys show her some love anyway.  That’s right, we have two featured products featuring Paris now.  One night in Paris is the famous Paris Hilton video that made the rounds.  You’ll love it.  And we’re also featuring the “Paris” love doll, which may look familiar.  It’s your chance to show this socialite some love.

One night in Paris:

“Winner of 2005 AVN Award for Best Selling and Rental of the Year! Collector’s Edition – 2 Disc Set, Over 1 Hour of never before seen footage! Rick in Paris’ Hotel…

Rick’s tongue in Paris Pussy…Rick’s dick in Paris mouth…Rick’s cock in Paris pussy! Added Bonus 4 of Red Light District’s hottest hardcore scenes. Scene 1 Taylor Rain, Scene 2 Monica Sweetheart, Scene 3 Randi Wright and Scene 4 Teagan! Starring: Paris Hilton, Rick Salomon.”

And the Paris Love Doll:

“Have the hots for the queen of “That’s Hot”? Let Paris show you how she can please you like she did in her sexumentory…

This seductive socialite may be filthy rich, but she also is filthy when it comes to making you cum! She’ll love you orally, anally, and vaginally. Don’t let her social status change the way she pleases you. She’ll have you purring like a kitten.

This is an inflatable love doll. The box cover image may not represent the actual product.”

And be sure to check out all of our new featured products for men!