The Center for Cosmetic Laser Gynecology.

Seriously. From the press release:

“Dr. Mark Scheinberg, M.D., is announcing the recent launch of The Center for Cosmetic Laser Gynecology.

The Center is devoted to empowering women and providing them with knowledge, choice, and alternatives through cosmetic gynecology. “As an OB/GYN, I’ve encountered many patients over the years that complained about the appearance or changes in the sensation and the function of their vagina and surrounding areas,” said Dr. Scheinberg.”

If you’ve read a reasonable amount of what I’ve written here, you know that we always refer people with sexual issues to medical and clinical professionals for assistance with those problems.  But I have to admit that this one throws me.  I’m not too sure how “empowering” it is to get cosmetic vaginal surgery.

Like I said, something I thought I’d never see.

This one is for the boys, and it’s a good one. The Black Jack Stroker is designed to give you the sensation of great oral sex, with added vibrations and powerful suction. You’ll love the sensations this stroker provides.

From California Exotics:

“Super-powerful robotic sucking and stroking action! All-purpose pump has a form fitting vertical stroking textured sleeve, powerful vibrations, incredible vacuum sucking action, and a Hi-Grade Silicone vacuum sleeve.

Battery pack controls the stroking and vibration speeds, while the quick release suction bulb controls the vacuum seal. Multi-speed. Note: Uses 4-C batteries, Not Included.”

And you can check out our complete selection of featured products for men to find the perfect sex toy to spice up your play time.

Tantus provides great information.

Bend Over Beginner Kit

If you’re looking to experiment with some strap on play, the Bend Over Beginner Kit gives you the most flexibility to experiment with size and feel.  As with all Tantus products, this kit gives you the highest quality and best design available.  The harness is designed for maximum comfort and you have everything you need to get started.

From Tantus:

“The Bend Over Beginner Kit has two smooth 100 percent silicone dildos, 7/8 inch x 4 1/2 inches and 1 1/4 inches x 5 1/2 inches, so you can pace your exploration with comfort and safety. The kit features a purple velvet harness, which is comfortable, adjustable up to 60 inch hips, and machine washable.

It also comes with an O ring that can be changed for play with larger dildos as well as a pocket built in that fits a Variable Speed Micro-Mini Vibe, included. The pocket holds the vibrator in place and allows access to the controls throughout your strap on experience.”

Check out our complete selection of Featured Sex Toys for Couples and find the perfect toy to add new zip to your time together.

Well, I only have one single lonely little wish today.

1. I wish you would go sex toy shopping!

Whether you like vibes and dildos or gags and restraints, treat yourself to something new to play with.

Why?  Because you will save 20% on your entire purchase on Sextoys.com when you enter the following offer code at time of check out: fabuloustoys

Happy shopping!

I hate to be so stereotypical, but I’m a girl and I love chocolate. If there’s a way to incorporate my two favorite things, chocolate and sex, I’m all about it. When I saw this Milk Chocolate Paint Set from our friends at Kama Sutra, I knew that I had to feature it on the site for people like me! Hopefully, I’ll be able to try this stuff out soon and let you know what I think of it!

Indulge your artistic muse and your taste buds with your partner’s loving gratitude. This kit allows you to paint on a rich chocolate coating directly on your partner’s skin and you can lick it off as fast or as slow as you like.

Take your time and paint on your appreciative canvas. Two can fully enjoy, no artistic skills required!

Any of you who’ve been lucky enough to turn your lover into a delicious work of art, leave a comment and let us know what you think.  Check out the rest of our Kama Sutra products on sextoys.com.

You know how she gets when she’s in the giving mood.  Now she’s giving you 20% off on everything in stock.  All you have to do is enter the offer code:

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At checkout and you get 20% off your order.

Feeldoe

Tired of searching for the perfect harness for your strap on fun?  Tired of compatibility issues between your dildo and harness? Tired of trying to find the right mix between his or her pleasure and your pleasure?  Why not enjoy things simultaneously without the hassles associated with strap on play? Try the Feeldoe and get rid of those problems.

From Tantus:

“The Feeldoe was designed and created by a woman so that you get all the feelings of fullness, holding it comfortably by the neck with your pc muscle (getting a workout at the same time) and none of the discomfort.

The saddle goes up to the mons and then extends out at a wonderful natural angle and there are ridges for the drivers own clitoral stimulation. Because it’s silicone it’s flexible, warms to body heat, hypoallergenic and hygienic (boilable and bleachable in a 10% solution). Just imagine, two hand free and no straps. Magic!”

And remember our little post about extended massive orgasm?  Now you have a perfect fit.  Check out all of our featured products and find a deal that’s perfect for you.

Every once in a while, I find something so insane on the site that I just have to have it. This morning, I stumbled upon this gem and honestly, I don’t know how I’ve lived this long without it.

That’s right, it’s a boob shaped funnel.  I’m well past my college days, but I’m pretty sure I could hold my own at a summer BBQ as long as I had this drinking aide. 

Of course, we like to cater to everyone here at sextoys.com, so we’re also pleased to offer the Dong Bong.  Besides having the best name of all time, this is perfect for those who love to swallow.

Bill and I were just talking about how much we heart Tantus, so when I found this commercial on youtube, I knew I had to post it here.

I think it highlights how awesome Tantus is for those of you who don’t stalk them AND reminds Bill and I that we are a little crazy for silicone cocks (and cockrings!). Everyone wins.