The Center for Cosmetic Laser Gynecology.

Seriously. From the press release:

“Dr. Mark Scheinberg, M.D., is announcing the recent launch of The Center for Cosmetic Laser Gynecology.

The Center is devoted to empowering women and providing them with knowledge, choice, and alternatives through cosmetic gynecology. “As an OB/GYN, I’ve encountered many patients over the years that complained about the appearance or changes in the sensation and the function of their vagina and surrounding areas,” said Dr. Scheinberg.”

If you’ve read a reasonable amount of what I’ve written here, you know that we always refer people with sexual issues to medical and clinical professionals for assistance with those problems.  But I have to admit that this one throws me.  I’m not too sure how “empowering” it is to get cosmetic vaginal surgery.

Like I said, something I thought I’d never see.

This one is for the boys, and it’s a good one. The Black Jack Stroker is designed to give you the sensation of great oral sex, with added vibrations and powerful suction. You’ll love the sensations this stroker provides.

From California Exotics:

“Super-powerful robotic sucking and stroking action! All-purpose pump has a form fitting vertical stroking textured sleeve, powerful vibrations, incredible vacuum sucking action, and a Hi-Grade Silicone vacuum sleeve.

Battery pack controls the stroking and vibration speeds, while the quick release suction bulb controls the vacuum seal. Multi-speed. Note: Uses 4-C batteries, Not Included.”

And you can check out our complete selection of featured products for men to find the perfect sex toy to spice up your play time.

Tantus provides great information.

Bend Over Beginner Kit

If you’re looking to experiment with some strap on play, the Bend Over Beginner Kit gives you the most flexibility to experiment with size and feel.  As with all Tantus products, this kit gives you the highest quality and best design available.  The harness is designed for maximum comfort and you have everything you need to get started.

From Tantus:

“The Bend Over Beginner Kit has two smooth 100 percent silicone dildos, 7/8 inch x 4 1/2 inches and 1 1/4 inches x 5 1/2 inches, so you can pace your exploration with comfort and safety. The kit features a purple velvet harness, which is comfortable, adjustable up to 60 inch hips, and machine washable.

It also comes with an O ring that can be changed for play with larger dildos as well as a pocket built in that fits a Variable Speed Micro-Mini Vibe, included. The pocket holds the vibrator in place and allows access to the controls throughout your strap on experience.”

Check out our complete selection of Featured Sex Toys for Couples and find the perfect toy to add new zip to your time together.

Well, I only have one single lonely little wish today.

1. I wish you would go sex toy shopping!

Whether you like vibes and dildos or gags and restraints, treat yourself to something new to play with.

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Happy shopping!