The list with the Most Toys for under $1000 belongs to: Zeitgeist the Clown!

He has 40 items on his list!  Talk about sex toy balling on a budget.  What did he win? Why he won the Iris by Lelo.

Here is a great excerpt from Zeitgeist’s entry:

“Female Shot Glass ($4.49) – The nude female form is ever a thing of beauty, whether simply as a knick-knacky object d’art, or holding a shot of vodka.”

Ladies, check out his list and show him a little love.  He just might let you play with his new toy!

This was the last of our weekly contests.  The deadline to get your contest entries is coming up in less than a week!  June 5th is the last day to enter for a chance to win $1000 in FREE sex toys on my Fabulous Shopping Spree.

While one can always resort to using their hands to get off, a true toy connoisseur knows there’s a whole heap of help out there that’ll rock your world with just the push of a button.  Today’s list is made up of the best toys to break out when you’re blessed with some quality alone time!

1. O’My Natural Lube Original - I have to start my list with a good lube and I happen to love this one. It’s water-based, which means you can use it with silicone toys and doesn’t contain any dangerous ingredients. This one is great for a girl or a boy!

2. White Nights Velvet Touch Pocket Rocket – This one is for all of the ladies out there who are looking to get off and get on your day. It’s cheap, powerful and portable. Take this one on the go and get off across the city in record time! A must have for any woman.

3. Belladonna’s Extreme Pussy and Ass If you’re going to splurge on a life like pussy to fuck, you shouldn’t settle for anything but the best and no one’s better than Belladonna. Boys, this is the ultimate solo sex toy.

4. Bootie – Made out of silicone, this small butt plug has a great curve that’s perfect for stimulating the prostate. Boys, take your JO sessions to all new heights by introducing a little anal play into your life!

5. Rabbit Habit - When Oprah announced to the world that this was the Rolls Royce of sex toys, ladies listened. Rabbits have been on everyone’s mind since SITC and if you don’t own one, this one is perfect. It’s phthalates-free and, more importantly, bound to cause mind-blowing orgasms.

While there’s some crossover items on this list, you may be discouraged that all five toys may not be designed for personal pleasure. First, don’t be so close-minded. This girl has prostate massagers that rock her non-prostate having world. Secondly, don’t forget the joy of giving. Whether you pick up a rabbit for your girlfriend or your best friend, you can sleep better knowing that someone you love went to sleep with numb toes.

Spread the love,
sarah

The lists are beginning to roll in in earnest! These are the bloggers who took us up on Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree, or the We Give Good Traffic Challenge!

The weekly prizes are over and we are getting close to the end of the contest.  Remember that the deadline for entry is Friday, June 5.  In other words, you have five days left to tell your friends and get good karma for giving them a chance too!

Every list is eligible for the Grand Prize of all of the toys placed in your wishlist up to $1,000 worth. To be eligible for the grand prize, your list must be submitted no later than June 5, 2009. Any toy listed on Sextoys.com is eligible to be placed on your list, as long as the total value of your list does not exceed $1,000. And one final reminder – you must send us an email to experts @ sextoys . com in order to be entered. If you do not send this email your list will not be eligible (and we won’t know you’ve done it to send people your way to have a look!

Here is this week’s list of Bloggers with Ambition!

Carrie Ann

True Pleasures

Average Joe

Gwen – Winner of the Sexiest List for Women.

Heather

Hopeful Descent

Whoopie School

An Unassuming Girl

Pepper Honeywood

Naughty Eliot

Alpine Sub Dreams

Beautiful Dreamer

Jack Hoff

Red Sneaker Diaries

Pussy Palace

KamaSutronics

Analise Anderson

Licentiously Yours

Sweetspice

Insatiable Desire

Hst-Girl

Phaedra Fallen

Purely Sullied – Winner of Sexiest List for Couples.

BackseatBoohoo – Great list with Pictures!

Sin’s Secret

Scarlet Lotus, Also check out these cool sites: Wanton Lotus, Pleasurists

Thursday’s Child

Erin Leone

Sammi

Zeit Geist – Winner for Sexiest List for Men

Jane and Rich

Madame Bella

Heart of the Matter

Of Sex and Love

My Wet Nightmare

And more friends who took us up on the traffic challenge!

Lesbians for Lesbians

Alpine Sub Dreams

True Pleasures

Erin Leone

Packing Vocals

I used my time wisely this month and masturbated my heart out.  Here are some toys I would love to masturbate with in the future and a hint of random thoughts.

1. Xtreme Pack G-spot Bullet – Live on the edge.  Masturbate on the edge.

2. Hitchi Magic Wand – Jillin’ off old school.

3. Thunder Cloud Rainbow Lights – Here cums the rain again.  Falling on my head like a…

4. Goddess – I am a goddess because I Masturbate.

5. Power Bullet Massager – Get off and go to sleep.

6. Fantasy Swing – I can masturbate in a swing if I want to!

7. Pocket Rocket Jr. – Small and cute; kind of like me.

8. Suction Cup – For when you want to ride solo.

9. Wave – I like the ocean but I love my g-spot.

10. Purr – Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Whether you call it squeezin’ the peach or airing the orchid, make your list for masturbation necessities.  Enter to win a chance at $1000 in free sex toys!

We say goodbye today to National Masturbation Month.  Ginger is going to award someone a great tool for masturbation.  And she’ll give you a great wish list.  Sarah has her own list too.  We’ll show you the penultimate list of Ambitious Bloggers and send this happy month off with a bang.  Thanks for reading and if you haven’t done so, make your list of up to $1,000 worth of sex toys for Ginger Leigh’s Fabulous Shopping Spree!