Posh Massager

This uniquely shaped little guy is understated and affordable.  The Posh Massager is small, quiet and has received the seal of approval from many of its users.  It only has 2 speeds, but it seems to get the job done with minimal features.  The word on the street is that this sleek and sexy vibrator is bath time’s best friend.  Ladies, you know you love lying under the faucet.  Why not add this one to liquid love time?

Who can refuse such a toy at only $16.89?  We may be in the middle of an economic crisis, but an orgasm is still a necessity!  Ease your troubled mind and relieve your financial worries with the Posh Massager.  It will barely make a dent in your pocket, but will leave a big hole in your bathroom wall.  This is of course after your wall banging orgasm.
 
Can a toy so inexpensive be good for you?  Yes!  It is made of 100% hygienically superior silicone.  It is phthalates free and hypoallergenic.
 
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Readers know the importance we place on the use of condoms.  Vivid makes an Extra Thin Condom

Vivid Extra Thin Three Pack

 that is great for giving the most for both partners:

“Now you can show her how deep your love goes and still be sure that you enjoy a safe trip! This Extra Thin Vivid condom is like a breath of fresh air. Vivid Extra Thin is made from very thin, satiny-smooth latex for that genuinely real feel.

Tinted pink and lubricated, it puts the X in your next sensual eXperience. The thinnest, best feeling condom you’ll ever use are as much about giving, as they are about receiving. And they’re tested three different ways to ensure they meet or exceed every international standard for the manufacturing of fine quality condoms. Vivid Extra Thin… when you really want to share the moment.”

There’s no reason to avoid safe, healthy fun!

Pump It Up Masturbator

You’ve probably seen all types of masturbators, but the Pump It Up Masturbator has a different take on the idea.  From Pipedream:

“Multi-speed vibrating inflatable masturbator. Medical style pump ball inflates the soft vinyl sheath to expand and wrap tighter around the penis.

Powerful multi-speed bullet gives pleasant sensations as you slide the sleeve up and down your shaft. To relieve the pressure, simply push the quick release valve and the sleeve deflates. 2 AA batteries, not included.”

Give it a try and you’ll see the true meaning of “Contents Under Pressure!”

Remember, next Sunday Ginger is going to change your life for the funner.

We just our first transmission from the HotMoviesForHer.com team and it looks like they’re taking full advantage of their trip to Dinah Shore Weekend in Palm Springs. As you know, we’re sponsoring a contest while the girls are out there where the winner’s take home sweet Tantus dildos!

I’d give my favorite sextoy to join them, but I’ll just have to live through their emails and pictures for now! Check back for more pics and a full report once The Porn Librarian has fully recovered.

I am officially a fan of The Cone.

The Cone

The super soft silicone is hypoallergenic and feels oh so luscious against your skin.  I could have rubbed my face against it.  Okay, so maybe I did rub my face against it.  It was clean and unused.  I like different textures, don’t judge me.

I’m not sure that there are as many possibilities with The Cone as they claim.  However, you will have fun with this toy!

As for solo play, I found that simply lying on your back with the tip end of The Cone in between your legs and the wall of the cone pressed against your lady parts works wonders.  Simply letting the toy rest between my legs took me to pleasure town.  Occasionally I would move it around while increasing the pressure.  It was fantastical, but not necessary.  I tested out all 16 programs.
 
They ranged from calm and steady vibration to strong pulsations at different intervals.  I can honestly say I enjoyed all of the settings.  During the orgasm program, the pulsations are moderately intense, then it speeds up with increased intensity, this repeats.  The throbbing sensation feels amazing.  It is intense, but not pin pointed and irritating.  Did I have an instant orgasm?  No.  I was, however, more than happy to enjoy this setting for a prolonged period of time.

My other favorite position involved lying on top of The Cone with the tip between my legs.  For all of you little humpers out there, this toy is for you!  You can grind on it or just let it works its magic.  I set it to one of the steady vibration programs.  Within a few minutes and with a little grinding I was clinching the sheets.  During my orgasm I am almost positive that my heart stopped, the sky opened up and the masturbation gods sang in the most glorious of harmonies.
 
This toy is mildly penetrative.  I found it to be a bit painful.  While the tip is not sharp, my pink palace did not get the welcome mat out for the pointed end.
 
The Cone makes partner play fun as well.  I sat on the edge of the bed with the cone in my lap, again with the tip in between my legs.  I was free to orally please with my sex toy testing assistant standing in front of me.  I love hands free stimulation!

As far as intercourse is concerned I found that doggy style worked best for me.  This time I placed The Cone underneath me with The Cone propped up on the edge of the base with the tip almost parallel with my body.  You do have to arch your lower back, but this works.  Since the vibration is so strong, he was able to enjoy it to!  Knowing my bed buddy is feeling good gets me off.  That with the combination of penetration and external stimulation gave me yet another godly orgasm!
 
Technical stuff: The Cone takes 3 C batteries.  To insert you pull two plastic clips towards the center of the toy and pull the base towards you.  It is a bit tricky, but not impossible.

Providing more variation than your average washing-machine, The Cone contains a powerful 3 Volt, 3000rpm gold brush motor and 16 in-built programmes, varying in vibration speed, power and frequency up to 30Hz. The Cone boasts a base diameter of over 185mm and is a cool 135mm high*, (about the length from your outstretched thumb to your little finger). It weighs a chunky 500g*

It has two buttons, hold down the one on right for 2 seconds to turn on and off.  The left button will advance you through the programs.  A light will flash according to which setting you are on, not that I was really that concerned with flashing lights while enjoying this toy.  Hit the right button once to skip to the orgasm mode.  Patience is hard to exercise when someone hands you an orgasm button.

Unless you were one of the first 10,000 owners of The Cone, your toy will come with an instruction manual on how to insert the batteries and other functions.  If you were one of the first 10,000 owners or lost your manual, you can download one on their website.  How thoughtful is that?

The Cone does require some experimentation and is not a cheap toy, but it is worth it!

Stretched taut second skin with a shiny, constricted freedom.  Wet to the eye, irresistible to the touch.  Slithery and delicious. The removal is a satisfying release, a new beginning, a clean slate.

Liquid Latex

Liquid Latex use can range from a fun one time experimentation to dominating an evening of play.  Curious?
 
Before Applying: Test a small area to check for allergies, especially if you want to use this on your naughty bits.  Remove hair from desired application area as to avoid painful latex removal.  Apply a standard lotion to the skin before applying liquid latex.
 
Applying: Foam brushes and rollers work best.  Some experts use specific types of airbrushes.  Apply at least 3 coats for an opaque finish.  Depending on the temperature, it generally dries in 5 to 10 minutes.  Slight itching may occur as it is drying and shrinking to your skin, but it will subside.  It takes about 32oz. to cover the entire body.

Once it is dry, it will be a bit tacky.  Latex polish will help with that, as well as protect and give it that yummy wet look.
 
Is it hot? No. Can your skin breathe? Yes

Touch it, feel it, wear it, rub it, caress it!

Removal: In most cases you can peel the latex right off.  I love this part!  If not Liquid Latex Body Wash should do the trick.

Liquid Latex comes in an array of colors and is a great start to a journey down latex lane!

Ever browse the store and develop a wish list?  At Sextoys.com, we know exactly how that feels.  If only we had the budget to make all of our wishes come true!  Ginger Leigh especially knows how that feels, she’s a wish making machine.  One of her wishes comes through time and again.

Ginger really wants this

Regular readers know just how much she wants that swing!

“Comes complete and fully assembled with installation hardware. Hook into ceiling or doorway, use with or without torsion spring.

Easy open connection hooks. Large padded supports for butt and back. Has a 350lb weight limit.”

Sarah was jonesing for the We Vibe, and her wish came true!

“We Vibe is a new dimension in pleasure!

We Vibe

The We Vibe is the first and only internal vibrator designed to be worn during intercourse. One end of the C-shaped vibrator cups and surrounds the clitoris with vibration. The other end fits inside to firmly massage and vibrate the G-spot. Its slim 1-1/4 inch profile leaves plenty of room for penetration and will vibrate your partner, too.

The C-shape provides enough tension to hold the toy in place, so you can experience optimal, hands-free stimulation of your most responsive points in a way never before possible. The silicone two-speed toy is completely waterproof, easy to clean, and rechargeable.

This new dual action “Clitoral & G-spot Vibrator” is form fitting and comfortable. Its patent pending miniaturization and space age material design provides a quantum leap in pleasure.

All you ever wanted! – Hands free, dual vibe – no straps, no wires – medical grade silicone – rechargeable – waterproof.”

Everyone has a wish list.  We have good news, Ginger took the lead and decided to make someone’s wish list a reality!  On Sunday April 12th, she’s going to tell you her fun little plan.

And for the boys, don’t worry, she’s got some love for you too!  Maybe you want to have the most awesome DVD library on the planet (or at least in your neighborhood).  You could start with Krystal Steal as Your Plaything!

Krystal Steal

“You are holding in your hands the most advanced interactive sex simulator in the world! Highly advanced technology allows for the most realistic sexual encounter ever. Direct her to strip, masturbate or tease you in a variety of ways.

Take her in any one of a multitude of sexual positions that will leave you both spent yet yearning for more. She is ready for you at the push of a button. Realize your most intimate fantasies with My Plaything Krystal Steal but be careful what you wish for you just might get it.

DVD Features Include – POV (Point Of View) Interactive Sex, Digitally Mastered for DVD, Strip Segments, Pleasure Center-Vibrator Control, Trailers , Bloopers, Hands On (Virtual Touch Interface), Photo Gallery, DVD-ROM Compatible, Mood Control(Naughty And Nice), RRG (Random Response Generator), Multi-Angle Dual Camera Switching (Real Time), Cum on Demand.”

Check this out: With Ginger’s fun little plan, YOU COULD HAVE EVERYTHING WE’VE LISTED HERE AND EVEN MUCH MORE!

Ginger is going to change someone’s life for the funner, and it COULD BE YOU!  Check the Sunday Sex Toy Review on April 12th!

Just when I thought I had seen it all, I stumble upon this super awesome way to kink up your shower!  The Tub Cuffs are a great idea if you’re looking to dominate someone while getting wet and wild.

They look like regular Cumfy Cuffs, but instead of snaps, these  have suction cups. Made of durable padded nylon, the cuffs can go into wet or dry environments and still keep a grip.

The suction cups allow you to play in the bathtub, swimming pool, jacuzzi, or anywhere else you can imagine putting them. Take the fun from the bedroom to anywhere else your mind can find a use for these fun toys.

While I’m not sure how sturdy these are, I think they’d be just the thing for light kink sessions all over the place.  I’m definitely adding these to my list of must-haves.  I wonder if the girl comes with???

Sex Honesty is a new grass roots campaign that Dan and Jennifer of Ask Dan and Jennifer have launched.  What is Sex Honesty?  They made a video to introduce the idea.  It’s a great campaign and we wish them well!