While I can’t really enter our contest (although I’ve considered leaving the job to become eligible) I thought it would be a lot of fun to go ahead and fantasize about what I would pick if I was lucky enough to win Ginger’s contest! So here’s what I would do with a thousand bucks…

1. Lelo’s Gigi Deep Rose G-Spot Vibrator – I’ve wanted this vibe forever. It’s rechargeable, body safe and comes with a year warranty. I have no clue why I don’t own it yet, but it’s first on my list.

2. I-Vibrator Egg – This was one of my first vibes many a year ago and I’ve thought about buying a new one for a long time. The elevator pattern is one of my favs of all time!

3. Slippery Stuff Lube – So with all of these toys, I’m totally going to need to stock up on lube. Slippery Stuff is the best bargain in lubrication!

4. Suction Cup By Tantus Silicone – For $32 all of the awesome Tantus dildos I own can be used hands free! How sweet is that? It’s like buying four new toys.

5. Smart Balls – I’m all about keeping my PC Muscle in tip top shape and what better way to do it! Plus if they’re anything like the other vaginal balls I have, they’ll turn me on while I’m working out.

6. Super Sex Sling – I just think this looks fun. Plus how comfy does the neck rest look? I might watch tv in that thing…

7. Glass Dreams 8 – I love glass toys and this one looks like a lot of fun. Sometimes simple toys are the best.

8. O2 Revolution – A gorgeous Tantus cock that I’ve had my eye on for a while. Tantus toys are always amazing and this one has my name on it!

9. The Witty Worm Butt Plug – I’ll admit it, I’m a total sucker for cute toys. You don’t see a lot of butt plugs that have cartoon faces on them. I really can’t pass up the chance to own this one.

10. The Cone – This is one of the pricier toys on my list and I’m adding just because I’m freaking curious. It’s so unusual that I can’t help but want to put it down my pants.

11. Pocket Rocket Junior - I already have one of these, but since I can’t imagine life without it, I’ll take this opportunity to have a back up! I’m also going to picture up eight more for my friends, because what fun is a shopping spree without spreading the love a little!

12. Fetish Fantasy Feather Tickler – My girl loves feathers, so I figure I can spend nine dollars on this toy to tease her!

13. Little Su – Another toy I just have to try! This is a new addition to the site and I would regret passing it by on my shopping spree. I mean, it’s designed to stimulate the g-spot and clit at the same time.

14. Kama Sutra Massage Oil – This is my favorite massage oil and my supply is running a little low. It smells great, leaves your skin feeling silky smooth and the bottle by the bedside reminds me to pamper my girl.

15. Peekaboo Pole Dancing Kit – How can a girl pass up the chance to work out and put on a sexy show at the same time! Plus I would love to see my girl explain it to her parents…

I’m kind of shocked about how hard it is to actually spend a thousand dollars on sex toys, but I’ve done it. Fifteen things I’ve been craving and portable orgasm machines for all of my friends!

Grand total – $994.27

Since I had a little cash left over I went searching for a way to spend it and found these Happy Fucking Birthday balloons. I’m a classy broad personally, but my mom would think they’re the funniest thing ever, so I’ll add them to the list. Ginger can keep the 24 cents!

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