Top Five Gag Gifts!
In a world as diverse as this, there’s one thing we can all agree on – nothing beats a classic sex-based gag gift. It doesn’t matter if you prefer naked lady playing cards or edible undies in the end – just that you can giggle along with the rest of us as we sip cocktails through penis straws. While I have to admit that this list was difficult to compile, here are my five favorite novelty gifts!
1. Penis Cook Cutters – I’m pretty sure that every woman over the age of 25 has eaten at least one penis shaped baked good in her lifetime. I’ve even had them as a joke at a lesbian wedding party! This is one of the quintessential items at least one girl in your group of friends should own for important events.
2. Nude Playing Cards – Playing cards with your friends is pretty awesome. I mean, you’ve got beer, chips and most likely a deck of nakey cards to spice things up! If you prefer to oogle dudes, we’ve got a deck for you too!
3. Super Condom – Another great gag gift for the dude who has it all! A bachelor party just isn’t a bachelor party until a drunk guy has attempted to pull a giant condom over his head.
4. Party Bottle Opener – This one is a great way to announce to the world that you love beer and boobs! It’s especially useful if your favorite team is having a bad season and you’d rather not break out the Detroit Lions bottle opener…
5. Oral Sex Dice – From what I understand, blowjobs are pretty popular. If I am correct in saying that, I imagine these dice would be a great gift for people with cocks.
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