Keep this out of your underpants

Every once in a while, I stumble onto an article that makes me do a double take.  The Daily Scotsman has one that made me look more than twice.  From the article:

“The figures, released by Health Protection Scotland, show 3448 people were diagnosed with chlamydia in the Lothians 2008, up by 300 from the year before.

It means cases of the disease, which can lie undetected for years, havetrebled in a decade. Infection among young women, particularly teenage girls,is the biggest cause for concern.

Those aged 20-24 are most at risk, and nationally 61 girls and two boys under 15 were infected last year. More than 4500 teenage girls were diagnosed nationwide, compared to 1243 ten years ago.”

This is the 21st Century, could we please get with it on the condoms?  You have no reason not to be protected during sexual intercourse.  Condoms are an inexpensive way to keep from catching a nasty STI.  Remember, play it safe and you’ll have more fun.

Classix Silicone Snatch

One of the perquisites of being a research analyst is that, occassionally, I get to perform field tests on the toys. By now, you should know that I’m a stickler for toys that are safe, easy to clean and fun to use.  Of course, everyone is a stickler on the last point, but the first two are my most important.  The Classix Silicone Snatch is both safe and easy to clean.

At this point, I should also point out that if you are a guy with even a hint of insecurity about the size of your penis, this toy will make you feel like a monster.  The toy is about 6 inches long, but the opening wrapped so tightly around my shaft that it felt like an anaconda had joined me for play time.

Now, the second part of that issue is that it is open ended.  Once the head of your penis goes through the second opening, if you don’t have enough lube in, you’ll know it in one stroke.  Just be prepared to lube it heavily and take your time to get the right amount of lube in.  Because it is made from silicone, only use waterbased lube.

The box says perfect for beginners, but be warned that if you have no experience with masturbators, you’ll create a bedroom rocket if you lose your grip on it.  Mine set the bar at three feet when it shot off of my penis as I was making an adjustment to my positioning.  This is especially important if you watch porn when you masturbate.  You don’t want to lube up your computer monitor.  Luckily, I only hit the sheets with my flying masturbator.  If you have zero experience, I’d suggest maybe starting with the Kaplan Masturbator to get the hang of it.

For sensations, it does warm up nicely, and as masturbators go, it does produce a life-like feel.  My only hang up with it was the initial smell, which took a couple of scrubs to alleviate.  Other than that, it got the job done, with a simple cleanup to follow.  I’d recommend it, but make sure you have flight clearance before you use it!

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Afro American Whopper

You know about the All American Whopper, but you may not have met the Afro American Whopper.  This one is Almost identical, but it offers an ethnic appeal.  From Nass Walk:

“Finally a dildo sculpted for the size, feel and pleasure of the real thing! The Real Skin Afro American Whoppers 6.5 inch super flexible dong with balls, feels so good you’ll think it’s real! With an incredible suction cup base for hands-free pleasure and satisfaction.

Experience your Afro American Whopper tonight. Dildo stands 7 inches with an insertable length of 5.5 inches, 1.25-1.5 inches in width and a circumference of 4.5-5 inches.”

So if you want a great new toy, try this one and join the growing list of happy customers. Or check out our complete selection of life-like dildos.

Durex Extra Sensitive

One of the primary complaints among men when it comes to using condoms is that a condom kills the “feeling” during sex.  Durex addresses that complaint with their Extra Sensitive Condoms.  From Durex:

“Providing superior sensation without compromising protection, Durex extra sensitive lubricated condoms will add intimacy and pleasure to your sex life. 20% thinner than standard condoms, they also feature a fitted shape, silky lubrication, and low latex scent for an enjoyable encounter.

Each condom is individually electronically tested for durability and safety. Color: Translucent Type: Condom Pack: 12 Special Features: Lubricated, Extra Sensitive.”

So get the feeling back and play it safe with these condoms from Durex.