It’s all about me.

Mary Mermaid

After last week’s sex enhancing toy, I want an all inclusive toy that is just for me and my alone time.  Not to mention, I worked my bumping and grinding butt off before, during and after this weekend’s burlesque show.  Being fabulous can be exhausting.  The Mary Mermaid by Fun Factory looks like she has what I need to fulfill my longing for self gratification and ultimate relaxation.

Don’t get me wrong, I enjoyed the O Honey.  I especially enjoyed the soul melting orgasm I had during boom boom time with my big hunk of man meat.  But, like I said, it’s all about me this week.

The Mary Mermaid is from Fun Factory’s Twist “N” Shake series and essentially falls into the rabbit vibe category.  Who doesn’t love rotating pearls and clit stimulation at the same time?  Let me know if you know of anyone.  The flowing shape of the thick shaft and narrow head caught my eye at first.  I love feeling pressure on my vaginal walls.  However if the thickness extends to my G spot, it can be painful.  Focused stimulation on my G spot, aka paradise point, is where the party is at.
 
The mermaid’s tail is the clit stimulator.  The fanned tail covers more external surface area.  She can flap her tail on my little pleasure bean anytime!
 
The term “vaginally pampered” was used in the description of this toy.  I imagined extremely attractive, miniature male and female love slaves wearing nothing but loin cloths, catering to my pink palace.  I pictured them carrying out bottles of lube, followed by a tiny brigade hauling the Mary Mermaid which rested on a gold, crushed velvet pillow with tassels.  My pussy posse would then stand ready to fan me with banana leaves and feed me grapes once my session is over.  So that probably will not happen.  However, I am pretty sure that the toy will please me in many ways.

What other reasons could I possibly have for adding the Mary Mermaid to my Wish List?  She is hypoallergenic and phthalates free.  She is multi speed and has two motors.  I love that Fun Factory understands that vibration should be distributed to all of your favorite lady parts! 

The real reason I want this toy: I have always wanted to have sex with a mermaid.

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