What can you describe in ten words or less?  We’d like to see your best description of an orgasm, in ten words, or less.  And we’re giving away prizes to the people who write the best descriptions.  You can win the Screaming Octopus, which won the Women’s Health Magazine Award for “Best for Underwater Exploring.”

The Screaming Octopus

So warm up your keyboard and get ready to describe the best orgasm!  Here are our official rules:

1.  Send in your description of an orgasm, in ten words or less, to experts@sextoys.com.  Descriptions over ten words will be disqualified.  Sextoys.com’s experts will select the best ten discriptions that we receive to post in the Sunday Sex Toy Review for March 29th.  The experts will also judge the contest and select the winners.  Entries must be written in English and constitute a complete sentence with accurate grammar.

2.  Entries must be received on or before Thursday, March 26th at 11:59PM.  We will not notify finalists via email, so you must check the blog next Sunday for finalists and winners.  You must give us a valid email address so that we can correspond with you to arrange delivery of the toy if you win.  Sextoys.com does not sell, share, or give email addresses to any third party and you will not be placed on a mailing list of any kind.  We will only use the email to correspond with you if you win.  One entry will be accepted for each person, so make it your best!

3. By entering the contest, you certify that you are of legal age to receive a sex toy and that sex toys may be delivered to the jurisdiction in which you live.  Contestants must be at least 18 years of age (21 years of age in some jurisdictions).  Sextoys.com reserves the right to request a copy of a photo identification to verify age.

4.  You may use a pen name to preserve your privacy.  However, we will request your real name if we need to ship a prize to you.  No real names will be posted on the blog, unless a person wishes to use his or her real name.

5.  Prizes: First prize is a Screaming Octopus.  Second and Third prizes will be products from Screaming O toys.  All prizes are provided courtesy of Screaming O.

6. Eligibility: No purchase is necessary to enter.  Employees of Sextoys.com and any affiliated companies are not eligible to enter or win prizes.  You must be 18 years of age (21 in some jurisdictions) or older to enter.  Sextoys.com reserves the right to request a copy of a photo identification to verify ages of entrants.

7. Warranty:  Sextoys.com offers no warranty on prizes.

8. Prizes will be shipped after shipping addresses are received.

So get writing and win your chance to have an awesome, Screaming O!

Related posts:

1. The Sunday Interview With Screaming O’s Keith Caggiano Part 2
2. The Sunday Sex Toy Review: The Orgasm Special
3. The Sunday Interview With Screaming O’s Keith Caggiano Part 1
4. Screaming Ovation Intimacy Kit
5. Meet the Best Sellers: The Screaming O Plus

Tags: Contests, Screaming O, Sunday Sex Toy Review

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