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pattyI keep finding the best St. Patty’s sex toys without even looking!

I hope that every drunk Irish dude that goes home alone tonight finds the Patty Penetrator waiting for him on his doorstep! Dress this love doll up in a green sparkly derby hat and you’ve got the grand finale to a fine day of drinking!

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