Keeping Little Hands Away from Sex Toys?
It’s one thing to hide a sex toy from adults. Everything from dresser drawers to custom made pillows is fair game to stash a vibrator. Some vibrators stash themselves. Discreet vibrators are easy to keep out of sight and out of prying hands. And adults, excepting those with poor etiquette, don’t tend to snoop around too much anyway.
But kids are bundles of energy and tend to get into whatever is nearby. I can’t imagine many things more awkward than trying to explain away a rabbit vibe presented as a discovery by a six-year-old. Some novelty vibes come disguised as hairbrushes or lipstick, but even these dicreet vibrators can give rise to awkward conversations. And forget the rubber ducky or wiggly worm vibrators as discreet around kids. You might as well give them a key to the trunk holding your fetish gear.
Kids will try to play with something that looks like a toy.
Only hiding a sex toy is a fool proof method for keeping the kids away from a toy, or so we’ve concluded. We sell large locking cases, and they’re a great option. In fact, if you’re in possession of a small number (or one) of toys, the case is the best option. But sometimes the number of toys we have exceeds the size of the case. So we’re putting the question to our readers:
Where do you hide your toys?
Please leave a comment and tell us. We have our own ideas. One of my friends uses a black travel case that hangs in the closet. Where’s your secret location? We’d like to know.
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February 19th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
P.S. – I use a locked trunk!
February 19th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Thankfully, I don’t have kids! I do, however, have pets – kittens and a puppy – so I do have to put things away. I keep all my toys in travel-size duffel bags under the bed and make sure they’re always zipped so nobody can go digging while I’m not looking. When I’m good I get everything back into it’s sugar sak and take the batteries out – when I’m bad, they get stashed in the bedside table for quick use. For non-kid visitors, the duckies and wormies aren’t so bad. My mom had to use my bathroom not long ago when the guest bathroom was having some work done and commented on my “cute worm massager” in the bathroom with no clue that it was anything more naughty.
February 19th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I keep mine in a dresser drawer. But I want to find a box for under the bed.