Sex Toys

New Products… In Black

November 4th, 2011 by admin

We have lots of new products on the site.  Lots of new black products on the site.  Nothing wrong with that.

Sexy lingerie.

Black Bustier

Black Bondage Kit (lite kink).

Black Bondage Kit

Black Breath Play Hood (hard kink).

Black Breath Play Hood

Black Hand Solo Stroker.

Hand Solo Stroker

Black Patent PVC Harness.

Patent Leather Harness

 

Black Power Bullet Breeze.

Power Bullet Breeze Vibrator

All new products in all sorts of colors.

Shiny New Lelo Products: SenseMotion

October 17th, 2011 by

I’ve been so excited about all of the awesome Halloweenie products that I neglected to point out the new Lelo products that we added to the site.  Always on the cutting edge of luxury sex toy technology, Lelo recently released their line of SenseMotion products.  What be this SenseMotion we speak of?

Think Wii meets sex toys.  With each vibrator comes a wireless remote control that is powered/controlled by motion.  There is even a little motor in the remote control that responds to your motion as well!  This way you know what the person on the other end is feeling.  There are 2 modes.  Mode 1 allows you to tilt the controller from horizontal to vertical to adjust speed and intensity.  Mode 2 allows you to get crazy and shake, twirl and wiggle the remote in a Wii-like fashion.  Fun!

All of the vibrators in the SenseMotion line are waterproof and have a remote range of over 30 feet!  That’s THIRTY FEET!

Lelo TainiTaini is a landmark creation for couples the world over a luxurious addition to your love life. Can be worn by women during intercourse or for an intimate hands-free experience. Featuring revolutionary SenseMotion technology with a wireless remote a simple flick of the wrist will adjust vibration patterns at any time you choose. More than this the waterproof silicone design and smooth flexible form brings absolute comfort to both partners Makes a great experience even better while setting a new standard for couples massagers in the world today.”

Lelo Lyla

Lyla is the premium egg -like massager in the world today to be enjoyed or worn internally for a range of thrilling sensations. Featuring Lelo’s pioneering SenseMotion technology and a wireless remote with a range of up to 39 feet, powerful vibration patterns are adjusted by the controller with a simple tilt of the hand. Meanwhile a discreet motor inside the controller mirrors Lylas vibrations to show what a partner is feeling. Wonderfully quiet, fully waterproof, and rechargeable with a beautifully smooth design, Lyla brings an array of untold possibilities in couples play.”

Lelo Oden

Oden is the most sophisticated couples ring ever made featuring an industry first with SenseMotion technology and wireless remote that allows you to change vibrations with a tilt of your hand. Delivering more intimacy and control than ever before the unique and flexible design is coated in the smoothest silicone to bring greater comfort to the man while the near silent vibrations allow for intimate enjoyment by both partners. Fully waterproof and rechargeable with motion-control settings and all the guarantees you expect. No others couples ring offers this kind of sensual experience.”

While these vibes can totally be used during solo play, they are quite perfect for couples’ play.  Treat yourselves!

Vampire Sex Toys: You want them.

October 7th, 2011 by

That’s right.  When you think Halloween, you think dildos and pocket vaginae.  Don’t even act like you don’t.  Don’t act like you don’t like the plural of vagina, either.

Tantus Vamp

I’m going to go ahead and start with my favorite of them all, The Vamp.  This is Tantus‘s version of the vampire cock.  It sparkles.  It makes me happy.  It is 6.75 inches of pastie undead silicone goodness.  Pthalates free an hypoallergenic per usual.  It is harness compatible so you can put your fangs in, strap it on and play out all of your Twilight Pegging fantasies to your nerdy little heart’s content.

Fleshlight Succu Dry

This one’s for you, dudes.  Painfully awful pun intended.  Not to say the boys can’t use The Vamp, but the Succu Dry is most def a boy toy.  Female bodied peeps, if you can figure out a way to use this vampy Fleshlight, get it done!  Modeled after Masuimi Max’s pretty mouth (and fangs), the SD is made from the patented Real Feel Super Skin material with “The Fang” textured tunnel.  Don’t worry, it’s soft and oh so tight.  It will make jacking off in a can more awesome than you could have ever imagined.

Death By Orgasm Werewolf Silver

It’s actually the coffin case that makes the Death By Orgasm: Werewolf Silver so appealing.  The name is pretty catchy as well.  I have to give it to LoveHoney, that was some good marketing!  Jokes aside, they LH makes some quality products and this little bullet vibe has enough power to get you off, espeically if yo’re a fan of external clitoral stim.  I’m a firm believer in having a bullet vibe on hand for times when you just need a little something simple in your masturbation mix.  I’m thinking you might as well go with one that comes with a storage case.  A coffin storage case.

Happy vampire sex toy shopping!

20% Off ALL Halloween Costumes!

September 27th, 2011 by

It’s time to order your Halloween costumes!

We are offering 20% off of all of our Halloween Costumes!  This most sacred of all holidays is coming up super fast, so I suggest you hurry up get your order in post haste.  Don’t be the jerk that asks for candy in your t-shirt and jeans.  That’s just lame.  Instead, wear a sexy something or other to get your trick or treat on.  Plus, all costumes are on SALE!  Here are a few examples of what you could strut your candy-eating-ass in this Halloween.

Perhaps this isn’t exactly what the True Blood vamps where, but it’s sexy.

Vampire Costume

Vampire Vixen Dress

What up, gangsta?!?!?

Gangster Costume

Mafia Mistress Costume

Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf?

Red Riding Hood Costume

Red Riding Hood Costume

My personal favorite…

Naughty Nun Costume

Nun Costume

And for the gentleman in your life:

Beer Schlong Costume

The Classy Beer Schlong Costume

There are so many more to choose from, so get to shopping so that you’ll be sure to receive your costume in time!

National Talk Like A Pirate Day Sale!

September 19th, 2011 by

Happy National Talk Like  A Pirate Day!

National Talk Like  A Pirate DayTHIS PROMOTION HAS ENDED!  KEEP AN EYE ON THIS BLOG FOR FUTURE DISCOUNTS!

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The Sasha Grey Collection

September 14th, 2011 by

No so long ago we wrote about the Sasha Grey’s Love Spit Lube.  We’re even more excited about the Sasha Grey’s Signature Black Glass Collection.  Each of the dildos have their own unique shape and I love that she offers three different sized butt plugs.  Let’s just admit it, the black glass is super neat.

Sasha Grey Black Glass Butt Plug

“The Sasha Grey Black Glass Plug – Medium is darkly erotic and slightly mysterious, just like the woman who was our inspiration. The Sasha Grey Black Glass Collection delivers sensual, smooth, unforgettable experiences.

The Black Glass Collection is made of hygienic borosilicate glass, is non-porous and phthalate-free. Each unique item is packed in a foam tray in a visually exciting package. Delve into Sasha’s dark desires with this unique Collection. Only from Doc Johnson and Sasha Grey.

Total Length: 4 1/4 inches
Insertable Length: 4 inches
Width: 2 inches

Hysteria Trailer

August 23rd, 2011 by

Who’s excited about this movie? We are! Hysteria is about the fun filled history of ye old vibrators. We can’t wait to see it!

Weight Loss For Increased Libido

August 19th, 2011 by

Need a little motivation to get off the couch and put down the pastries?  A study in Med Page Today found that increased libido was one of the benefits of weight loss.   I’m always looking for reasons to stay in shape and ways to make people’s sex lives better so I was pretty excited when I came across this article.

eggplant vibrator

The eggplant vibrator just seemed appropriate here.

“Sexual function improved significantly and quickly in obese men with type 2 diabetes after weight loss with reduced-calorie diets, results of a small Australian clinical study showed.

Erectile function, sexual desire, and urinary symptoms all improved significantly in 31 men who lost 5% to 10% of their body weight in eight weeks.”

If you’d like to live a healthier life style, but just can’t get going, you may want to keep these positive sexual side effects in your back pocket.  Knowing that you’ll want to do it and have a better time doing it if you lose a few pounds may be just the kick in the ass you need.  I’m not suggesting anyone go to extremes here, but there’s nothing wrong with showing the old ticker a little love.

This study was aimed at men (particularly those with diabetes) and it is indeed true that the whole weight loss thing being linked to better sex mostly pertains to men.  Sorry, Ladies.  That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t maintain healthy life style.  I know the better I feel, the more inclined I am to get down and dirty!

It’s Time To Celebrate International Orgasm Day!

August 8th, 2011 by

The ladies over at HotmoviesForHer made us privy to the fact that today is indeed International Orgasm Day!  They always have their finger on the pulse on the what’s what of sex related holidays, and thank goodness for that!  They have a list of top orgasm pornos that you should definitely check out, but first you should check out our top toys to-get-you-to your-O:Vibratex Butterfly

For  many women, rabbit vibrators are where it’s at when it comes to getting off in a timely manner.  The Butterfly from Vibratex is known far and wide for it’s body friendly orgasmic capabilities – stimulating internally with a rotating shaft and externally with a vibrating butterfly.  If a life altering orgasm isn’t enough for you, this toy lights up for your visual enjoyment.

Tenga Flip Hole WhiteThere are tons and tons and tons of male masturbators on the market.  Many of them make magical things happen, but from what I’ve heard from someone I consider near and dear to me, the Flip Hole will make you see stars… and moons and the entire universe as you explode into one fantastic orgasmic pillow of happiness.  This sucker (no pun intended) features a tunnel lined with nubs, gates, flaps, ribs and tiny little ferries that work hard to make you feel great.  Okay, nix the ferries, but the rest is true.   Made from skin friendly elastomer, the Tenga Flip Hole is made to last.

We’ve blogged about it before and we’ll blog about it again.  The Lelo Ella is an amazing g-spot dildo.  It has the no-vibration-necessary power to stimulate your G instantly.  It is perfect for those who don’t need a lot of Ellagirth, but even those who do just might enjoy it.  Ella’s shape makes g-spot stimulation a no brainer.  It is a firm yet flexible silicone toy with a heavenly soft finish.  Whether you are a fan of g-spot orgasms or you’d like to learn more about having them, Ella will serve you right.

So, you won’t be able to order and receive these toys before the clock strikes midnight and International Orgasm Day is over, but you will be able to acquire them for future orgasmic endeavors!  Regardless of whether or not you order a new sex toy, we hope you have an amazing day filled with orgasms and anything else that makes you smile.

Awesome French STD PSA

August 5th, 2011 by

I’m always on the look for videos that promote safe sex.  The funnier, the better, the longer they’ll stick around in your brain.  This little gem from our friends in France is just fantastic.  Enjoy and please have sex responsibly.

Thanks, The Frisky!